Saying "yep" in bed, keeping turds in your purse, buying the wrong sized underwear for your sister, setting your expectations way too high for a fast food joint, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Depositing money into the bank the just stole it from, putting a speaker on a dildo, breaking your arm while shoveling snow, mashing an artillery shell up your butt, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

A super naughty teacher, everyone in South Dakota being on meth, all your friend's parents thinking you do nothing but look at porn, Joe sucking on Dan's toe, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Shoving a fire extinguisher up your butt, not being able to chew your own food, earning jail time for a stupid prank, blowing a million dollars because you failed to do the one thing you were getting paid a million dollars to do, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Toilet paper math, Rhino Lining your colon, Dan scaring people with his latest tattoo, getting stuck in a wall completely naked for 3 days, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Trying to hire a hitman, drug smugglers who called the cops on themselves, refusing to serve non-locals food, your brain cells meeting around a conference table, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Furniture sex, thinking erections are pee filled dongs, getting disqualified from a school talent show, maybe the greatest theme song in history, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Eating the inside of a stress ball, the annoying paperclip from Microsoft Word, a lot of silliness about a banana slicer, peeing on someone's face during a concert, and more on today's Episode of Is We Dumb?!

A grotesque hunchback wanting to fight with you, a Spirit Halloween store inside of a jail, ironing clothing in extreme places, alcohol warning labels passing the blame, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Suing for getting an STD in a rental car, drunk people breaking into a waterpark, getting an entire beer splashed on you at a concert, almost dying after blowing up a truck, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Getting caught stealing a dog, shoving banana bread in a gunshot wound, signing your friends up for cool facts about cats, a robber who can't get anyone's attention, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Trying to find your wallet with a metal detector, getting sexy with a dinosaur, doing blow with strangers in an alley last weekend, accidentally removing a patient's kidney, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Terribly designed doors, peeing poop out your ween, going back to a client's house to destroy the shower you just built, a nice compliment from a coworker, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Having your wedding at a stranger's mansion, how much a baby moose weighs, 300 bikers escorting a young lady to her prom, swearing at toddlers, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Renaming shark attacks, a woman who wont stop pooping on her neighbor's lawn, a local taco lady who hates literally everyone, cutting your lawn using only scissors, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Glueing your pee hole shut, getting super mad about velcro strips, skeet shooting with energy drinks, living in a house made of legos, and more and today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Accidentally blowing a hole in your fishing boat, prolapsing your colon, getting extremely sad over toothpaste, a little tiny camera for your dong, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Shoving an eel up your ass, drunk idiots in comedy clubs, an amazing olympian who is trying to save a child's life, every ant in the world wanting to murder you, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

A strictly positive BDSM relationship, a grandma that reads books to kids online, having sex with your mom, getting lost returning a rental car, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Masturbating mixed with farm animals noises, getting yelled at for trying to save a man's life, commenting on your own most wanted post on Facebook, valet losing your keys, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Sucking Zebra dong for 5G coverage, your son making you look like a piece of s**t dad in public, a motel that apparently needs to fire everyone, being worried an island will literally flip over, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Hooray!! One whole year of dumb, and it's all thanks to you beautiful Dummies. Let's celebrate while we talk about the most insane business owner of all time, having a ball sack under your chin, Dan and Joe's wives share some dumb stories about their husbands, and more on today's ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!

LSD Olympics, advertisers trying to hack into your brain while you sleep, how stupid self-checkout machines can be, running for your life from the cops that didn't even know you existed, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Boats and guns, a full-blown rescue mission of a rubber sex doll, the power of DNA testing, a business owner with some sassy comebacks, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!