Episodes
A recap of who was wearing what at the Cliffmas Carols night, Bernice and Damon are still having in-law issues and does Lorraine have 'daddy issues'? We find out...
Published 12/04/14
A recap of who was wearing what at the Cliffmas Carols night, Bernice and Damon are still having in-law issues and does Lorraine have 'daddy issues'? We find out...
Published 12/04/14
We get a recap of last week's drama when Damon's mother Naomi was in studio. Bernice is getting a lot of flak about how she treated her and producer Palesa also voices her feelings about the situation. On a lighter note, their tenant Sello is in studio, we get to know a bit more than we bargained to as he tells us about his circumcision experience.
Published 11/27/14
We get a recap of last week's drama when Damon's mother Naomi was in studio. Bernice is getting a lot of flak about how she treated her and producer Palesa also voices her feelings about the situation. On a lighter note, their tenant Sello is in studio, we get to know a bit more than we bargained to as he tells us about his circumcision experience.
Published 11/27/14
Family feuds, sibling rivalry, difficult in-laws and lots of drama are the order of the day in this installment of Keeping Up With The Kalvaris. Damon's mother Naomi pops by so that her and Bernice can iron out some issues. Awkward much?
Published 11/20/14
Family feuds, sibling rivalry, difficult in-laws and lots of drama are the order of the day in this installment of Keeping Up With The Kalvaris. Damon's mother Naomi pops by so that her and Bernice can iron out some issues. Awkward much?
Published 11/20/14
Bernice tells us about the accident she had coming back from a date some years ago. Was the date that hot and steamy? Damon is jealous because he was never told about this mysterious guy. Lorraine is complaining about being stuck between the crazy two and is worried they're skipping their meds. She's also planning on changing her hair, blonde is the colour and maybe a snip at the back? Bernice gives her some advice on it.
Published 11/13/14
Bernice tells us about the accident she had coming back from a date some years ago. Was the date that hot and steamy? Damon is jealous because he was never told about this mysterious guy. Lorraine is complaining about being stuck between the crazy two and is worried they're skipping their meds. She's also planning on changing her hair, blonde is the colour and maybe a snip at the back? Bernice gives her some advice on it.
Published 11/13/14
Damon confesses that he spits out of the window while driving, Lorraine and Bernice are horrified, but then again what did they expect? There is also a lot of talk about snot. And as if that wasn't enough dirty laundry to air, Damon and Bernice try work out what they are going to do about their drunkard of a domestic worker.
Published 11/06/14
Damon confesses that he spits out of the window while driving, Lorraine and Bernice are horrified, but then again what did they expect? There is also a lot of talk about snot. And as if that wasn't enough dirty laundry to air, Damon and Bernice try work out what they are going to do about their drunkard of a domestic worker.
Published 11/06/14
Bernice grills Damon about an incident where he got out of her car and walked off into the middle of traffic in order to avoid arguing. Bernice says the medication has made Damon more brazen. Lorraine thinks it's hilarious and decides to stir the pot even more.
Published 10/30/14
Bernice grills Damon about an incident where he got out of her car and walked off into the middle of traffic in order to avoid arguing. Bernice says the medication has made Damon more brazen. Lorraine thinks it's hilarious and decides to stir the pot even more.
Published 10/30/14
The Kalvaris have abandoned Lorraine today, so she is making up for her loneliness by bringing herself not one, but two sexy guys! Greg and Alan from the South African alternative rock band Zebra & Giraffe join Lorraine - we find out about their upcoming album and what they've been getting up to in their private lives.
Published 10/23/14
The Kalvaris have abandoned Lorraine today, so she is making up for her loneliness by bringing herself not one, but two sexy guys! Greg and Alan from the South African alternative rock band Zebra & Giraffe join Lorraine - we find out about their upcoming album and what they've been getting up to in their private lives.
Published 10/23/14
Damon's psychiatric medication is really working.
Lorraine is coping very well with losing her staff on a regular basis.
And it seems that Bernice is still adamant that she doesn't want another child.
Published 10/16/14
Damon's psychiatric medication is really working.
Lorraine is coping very well with losing her staff on a regular basis.
And it seems that Bernice is still adamant that she doesn't want another child.
Published 10/16/14
Bernice got stuck in traffic, but managed to stay with us on the phone,
while she drove. Lorraine wasn't in, so Mamoeti joined us. Mamoeti just
resigned from her job with Lorraine, but they're still friends, which is
good.
Published 10/09/14
Bernice exposes Damon's inability to Braai but Damon gets the last laugh when the truth about who is the favourite parent in the Kalvari Household comes out.
Published 10/02/14
Tupperware, Heritage Day plans, a fear of rats and more are what Lorraine and her guests are sharing as Damon and Bernice are away.
Published 09/25/14
Bernice is away in Cape Town with Alexa, who is sadly suffering from
the flu, Damon and Lorraine give her a call and they chat about the
usual KUWTK stuff.
Published 09/18/14
The KUWT posse, sans Bernice - who's still globetrotting - keep us entertained. Damon tells us about dropping his phone in the bath and Lorraine tells us about her medical procedure that ruined her whole weekend
Published 09/11/14
Damon and Lorraine are in studio alone as Bernice is globetrotting. They give her a call to find out what she's up to and discuss their plans for the summer season.
Published 09/04/14
Bernice and Damon tell us about Bernice's lover before Damon and how the two met. Lorraine gives them advice on how to spend quality time together.
Published 08/28/14
Bernice is away so there's less drama today. Lorraine tries to convince Damon to find Mamoeti a suitable partner and they discuss marriage and why SA has such a high divorce rate.
Published 08/21/14
Lorraine's water (bottle) broke... in her handbag - trauma! Bernice is thrilled about her change to a smaller handbag, even though sacrifices had to be made, but she still doesn’t respect Damon’s job… the tension continues.
Published 08/07/14