Episodes
After they finish watching the Leafs playoff game, Pete and the Beaver keep this boat afloat! To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.
Published 05/04/23
Johnny bails, Kevin is still AWOL and Pete is horrible at booking guests, so Beaver and Pete carry the weight. We talk Boob size by country, weird historical pastimes and the phenomenon of farting in your pusst.To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go...
Published 04/27/23
The regulars are back to spin the wheel and shoot the breeze. We check our Pubic Predjudice, figure out a way to be richer immediately and Facebook creep our fans. To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for bookings.
Published 04/21/23
Pete returns after spending 5 of the last 8 weeks in Los Angeles and decides to tell some of the stories from his time there in the form of the game, 2 Truths and A Lie. Co-host, Derek ”the Beaver” VanHeughten and Director, Johnny Renton play the game with Pete. To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of...
Published 04/13/23
Pete, Geneviève Dubé Carpenter and Kaitlyn Van Dyk, sit down to talk about their first week in LA, which included one of us being hit by a car and all of us stalked by our neighbour. Support our sponsor KleenFlo support our Patreon and buy some merch !
Published 03/10/23
The Regulars minus Donger get together one last time before Pete’s hiatus to LA for a month. Pete becomes a little preoccupied with the fact that a lot of his less attractive comedy friends are getting more offers for sex than he does after a show. To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would...
Published 03/03/23
First of all, sorry about the audio. Pete and comedian @itsmichaelmoses drive down Sunset, through Beverly Hills, past Bel Air and end at Melrose Ave while talking about trying to build our community online and everything LA! To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in...
Published 02/24/23
Pete, Kevin and Beaver get together on Valentine’s Day much to the displeasure of their wives! To make matters even worse we spent our Valentine’s Day with the lovely Genevieve Dube Carpenter! To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to...
Published 02/17/23
Due to technical difficulties Ep 432 is going out before Ep 431 (The L.A. Show). The Dutch Hall welcomes back comedian, Ryan Schnieder and Dutch Hall first timer, comedian, Ashley Grace. We have a very easy chat that continues after the show ends. And God tries to shut us down by killing our hydro twice because we were way too dirty. To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy...
Published 02/10/23
Comedian and Friend of the show, Joe Botelho, comes in to join the gang on a rare Saturday night podcast. Johnny can’t come, so Joe trashes him and Beaver and Kevin don’t like it. To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to petevandykcomedian.com/ for...
Published 02/03/23
The Dutch Hall has Genevieve Dube Carpenter as their guest on this episode. Genevieve is a a former #figureskater a former #fitnessmodel a current #instagrammodel and #standupcomedian and a really fun hang. To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch go to The Dutch Hall Merch Store If you are a fan of Pete and would like him to perform in your town, go to...
Published 01/27/23
The staff of Levity Comedy Club and Lounge invade the Dutch Hall to compete for bragging rights over The Dutch Hall’s director and Levity’s doorman, Johnny Renton, in a game we call ”The Wheel of Johnny”. Partick Coppolino, Lyndsay McCraken and Manolis Zontanos join the DuTch Hall regulars in this very fun show. To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch...
Published 01/20/23
Season 10 of the Dutch Hall rolls on with the regulars in on a rare Sunday because Pete’s 25th wedding anniversary falls on podcast night. They talk romance, how girls provide consent today vs before, we brainstorm new merch and all try to live vicariously through Johnny. And every show is a wheel show in 2023! To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to Patreon.com/dutchhall and to buy some new Dutch Hall Merch...
Published 01/13/23
We kick off Season 10 with the full all star cast of Dutch Hall regulars, Derek ”the Beaver” Van Heughten is bartending, Kevin ”Donger” Van Dongen in the announcer/co-host chair and Johnny ”chick magnet” Renton is directing. There is a new set, new lights but it’s the same old crap you’ve come to love from us at the Dutch Hall. And every show is a wheel show in 2023! To check out our sponsor’s great products go to www.KleenFlo.com To support our show and become Dutch Hall Royalty go to...
Published 01/06/23
We have a wheel show/drunken shitshow to celebrate 9 years and 9 seasons of The Dutch Hall with Pete VanDyk. Comedian, Dan Brennan, comes down and his accent changes to at least 3 parts of Great Britain as his intoxication changes. Derek ”the Beaver” VanHeughten acts as Dutch Hall security to keep Dan in line and director and comedian, Johnny Renton, returns to deliver some lightning quick burns in what might be his best appearance! Check out our sponsor’s great products at KleenFlo.com...
Published 12/30/22
We celebrate 9 years of podcasting by doing the same thing we always do, bring the funny and drink some beers! Check out our sponsor’s great products at KleenFlo.com Help support our show by going to patreon.com/dutchhall or buy some merch at petevandykcomedian.com/the-dutch-hall-merch-store
Published 12/23/22
Nearing the End of Season 9, Johnny and the Beaver join Pete to do what we do in the hall. Pete has to write a joke that bombs for a short film and he tries it on the boys and it fails miserably. Then magically, an hour flies by and Pete tells another couple jokes to end the show. It was super easy to record. Support our sponsor at www.KleenFlo.com and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out Pete’s stand up dates at www.petevandykcomedian.com
Published 12/16/22
The Dutch Hall regulars get together to start thinking about wrapping up season 9 and get ready to season 10. They talk about the time traveller who already watched the World Cup Final (spoiler - Brazil wins 2-1 against France, two weeks after the recording of this episode), Beaver tells a drunken fight story that Pete doesn’t remember (but was there), and they do the funniest KleenFlo ad to date. Support our sponsor at www.KleenFlo.com and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check...
Published 12/09/22
I don’t know if it was the success of the Dutch soccer, sorry football (that’s what Canadians call the sport, soccer sorry football)team or the leftover weed in Pete’s system from last week’s show but this show had some off side moments that you may find hilarious or may make you never listen to this show again Support our sponsor at www.KleenFlo.com and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out Pete’s stand up dates at www.petevandykcomedian.com
Published 12/02/22
The Dutch Hall celebrates its 420th episode by exploring all things 420. Expect to get a contact high. Support our sponsor at www.KleenFlo.com and support us at www.patreon.com/dutchhall and check out Pete’s stand up dates at www.petevandykcomedian.com
Published 11/25/22
With the World Cup in Qatar fast approaching, The Dutch Hall brings in the soccer, sorry football expert, Mike Bouw to join Pete and the Beaver to make our picks and see who the Dutch Hall chooses to win it all. And to make it interesting for people who don’t like sports, we judge which country has the best looking female football, sorry soccer fans. Support our show by going to patreon.com/dutchhall. Please check out our sponsor’s great products at KleenFlo.com
Published 11/18/22
The funniest podcast to come out of a pool shed is back to shoot the breeze. We talk about Jake Paul losing money, childhood head injuries that we have endured and grade school speeches. And we picture our queen in her underwear. Support our show and become Dutch Hall royalty by going to www.patreon.com/dutchhall Support our sponsor by going to www.KleenFlo.com
Published 11/11/22
The valued member of the Dutch Hall family known as the Beaver returns after a long and difficult harvest. We give him a few well deserved drinks. Support our sponsor KleenFlo by visiting KleenFlo.com and help us double our patreon by going to patreon.com/dutchhall
Published 11/03/22
Auditions to replace the Greatest Band in Canadian Late Night History continue with this week’s hopefuls being the the talented duo, Friendship on a Stick. They sing dirty songs, trash other auditioning bands and are masters at the art of shooting the shit. All in all, a pretty darn good audition. Plus, live theme song for bonus points! Please support our sponsor KleenFlo by going to www.kleenflo.com to check out their great products. Join the Dutch Hall Royal Family by supporting us at...
Published 10/27/22
Some churches have found a way to monitor their member’s internet habits. A man is arrested for visiting his ex-wife’s grave every day. The five biggest cheaters in sports. This is what the almighty internet gave Pete to talk about this week on the funniest podcast to come out of a pool shed, The Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk. Support our sponsor KleenFlo, by going to www.kleenflo.com , and support our show by going to patreon.com/dutchhall and help us reach our goal of getting 2...
Published 10/20/22