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Jeremy does his best to kill and cook a crab humanely, but the reality is more difficult than it sounds... Taken from Jeremy's weekly Low Life column for the Spectator magazine (02/04/2012)

Jeremy paints an affectionate picture of his former pet Jack Russell, whose photo he found while tidying up.

Jeremy has a brief encounter aboard the Mombasa to Nairobi 'Lunatic Express'.

Jeremy's ex-girlfriend Sharon is making coffee and the sight of her back is bringing back some distant memories...

Jeremy's never quite been able to lose his pot paranoia. Experiencing several delusions while down the pub, Jeremy tries his best to drink the problem away before the evening is ruined...

Complete with a rendition of Billericay Dickie, Jeremy remembers the time that he accompanied Ian Dury to Zambia for a polio vaccination campaign.

Jeremy discusses life's most salient issues with his Dr. Muk and his medical team, all while under the knife...

Jeremy meets Kelsey Grammer, Baroness Trumpington and Arnold Schwarzenegger at The Spectator's Cigar Smoker of the Year 2014 Awards.