Featuring the fic "Rule Number One" by ratherbehere AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17926892 podfic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44763748 Rating: Explicit Tags for this fic include: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Mutual Pining, Dirty Talk, Castiel (Supernatural) Talks Dirty, Dean Winchester Talks Dirty, Top Castiel, Bottom Dean Winchester, Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester, Implied Switching, Oral Sex, Deepthroating, Coming Untouched, Orgasm Delay, Come Swallowing, Come Eating, Come Sho, tOne Shot, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Roommates, Tickling, Sexual Tension, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Cockblock Sam Winchester