Episodes
A disjointed episode about Taylor Swift’s latest album, Midnights, along with hot takes on her entire career and legacy–brought to you by some absolutely wild tweets and two episodes of The New York Times Popcast.
Also featuring a little update on where I’ve been for the past month and unanswered questions about where I might be for the future..
Published 11/26/22
Despite valid concerns about the rise in true crime entertainment, stoked largely by the popularity of the new Netflix mini-series, Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, not every piece of media based upon real violence is quite so unethical. If you want to learn about some of the worst behaviors a human being is capable of without compromising your own humanity in the process, I’ve got some recommendations for this year’s spooky season.
Published 10/29/22
While Blonde is becoming a hot point of discourse, the Oscar-winning trash from 2011, My Week With Marilyn, is also a disrespectful look at Marilyn Monroe's legacy.
Published 10/17/22
Britney may be free from her conservatorship, but her family doesn't want her to be free from their abuse just yet as practically all of them have come together in an international campaign to gaslight their former cash cow.
So here's an hour-long "f**k you" to Jamie Lynn and Bryan Spears and the world's second-worst husband, Kevin Federline.
Published 10/10/22
A brief revisit of the most ludicrous thing the E! channel has ever released, Pretty Wild, a reality show starring the “superficial, materialistic, and amoral” (according to Emma Watson) criminal Alexis Neiers.
Will the new Netflix docuseries be enough to redeem the public image of the infamous “Bling Ring,” or will the self-righteous condemnation of Nancy Jo Sales prevail yet again?
Published 09/30/22
Is Olivia Wilde a "fake feminist"?
Is Florence Pugh a brat?
Did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine?
When will Harry Styles spit on me?
Find the answer to all these questions in today's episode (but spoiler, the answer to each is "I don't know").
Published 09/08/22
A more rant-based finale for this four-part series of torture covering the most exhausting source of online discourse in recent history.
Rants featured: dumb things people have said to me personally about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, myths and misconceptions that surround the trials (f**k you, Morgan Tremaine), and the shit way social media talks about domestic abuse.
Published 08/27/22
Just when we thought it was over, supporters of Johnny Depp have publicized the unsealed documents from his recent US trial against Amber Heard, so I guess we gotta talk about it.
Published 08/14/22
Instead of discussing how Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's war against one another is making me sad, how about we discuss how a bunch of YouTuber's petty drama is makes me want to, as the kids say, un-alive myself.
Featuring Def Noodles, Keemstar, Adam McIntyre, Papa Gut, Nick DeOrio, journalist Kat Tenbarge, and some random primary candidate for US Senator (that totally lost the election).
Published 08/07/22
From their first meeting until the trial of the 21st century, this episode goes through all the major claims between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. It's... a lot.
Published 07/27/22
Now that Britney Spears is out of her conservatorship, after years of the #FreeBritney movement fighting to publicize the abuse she endured at the hands of her father, I'm re-watching the 2017 Lifetime film, Britney Ever After.
It didn't age well.
Published 07/11/22
In a sad two-parter, I’m finally discussing *that* trial. Instead of just weighing in on the verdict for the trial, though, I’m breaking down the entirety of Johnny Depp’s and Amber Heard’s relationship, starting with their lives prior to meeting one another. Do they display patterns of abusive behavior outside of their relationship with each other? Were they both psychologically damaged prior to their union? Are there more victims of abuse in the actors’ romantic rosters that have yet to...
Published 06/26/22
The second entry into the Kardashian Retrospective series, looking at how Kim Kardashian achieved fame as an emerging socialite–utilizing the fame-whoring antics of Speidi ( Spencer and Heidi of The Hills), getting photographed with people that were actual celebrities, and making the best of an awful situation.
We'll answer the questions: Why is the Kardashian family so hated? Is Kim Kardashian a "bad role model" for girls? Is she a narcissist? And most importantly, Do celebrities really...
Published 06/18/22
The final 30 songs on my irrefutable ranking of every Britney Spears song, featuring long rants about self-referential pop, the genius of Blackout, and why I'll never forgive Justin Timberlake.
Published 05/28/22
Continuing my ranking of Britney Spears tracks from “best to worst” (though in a much more obnoxiously complicated and pretentious way than that), starting at number 100 and ending at 31. Meaning next week is the top 30!
Published 05/17/22
An episode in which I spend an hour and a half ranking 49 out of 149 songs, knowing some of my choices are absolutely going to make people mad at me.
Published 04/06/22
How did the Kardashians become one of the most absurdly famous families in the world in just a few decades?
By knowing the right people, obviously.
Published 03/30/22
With the publicity of Britney Spears' now-terminated conservatorship and the #FreeBritney movement, how guardianship arrangements work across the U.S. is an increasingly hot topic, prompting nationwide discussions about the value and potential problems within guardianship proceedings.
What may be surprising is that Britney Spears is not the first celebrity to be put into a conservatorship or guardianship. In this episode, we'll overview guardianship laws across the country, then discuss...
Published 03/14/22