Gotta Luva Lie In Sometimes, getting to stay in bed for a long morning is wonderful. But... even better than that? Getting to lie in bed with you. Chef's kiss, my dear. Artist note: apologies for less than usual sound quality in this audio. I was forced to record this away from my usual mic, but I hope your listening experience is close to what you have come to expect from me. Enjoy. 3 Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios...

Refilling The Creative Well Oh, hey, I've not seen you for ages! How are you? No, I'm on lunch; I like to sit here and observe the happenings around me. It's fun to see what people are up to, going back and forth. I like making stories for them... wondering what's happening in their lives. ~background ambience from tabletopaudio.com; Lively Cafe Artist note: apologies for less than usual sound quality in this audio. I was forced to record this away from my usual mic, but I hope your...

Recharging After Family It's been a full on weekend, hasn't it? Well don't worry about it. I know what it's like hanging out with family for so long. So... if you just need to chill for it, I understand. I can be a quiet presence with you or I can slip away and not even speak to you until tomorrow. Just tell me what you need and you've got it. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little...

Another Monday Gone Hey, you made it. I know Mondays are rough, but you made it to the end and now you're home. Would you like a cup of tea? Haha, well you know how much I trust the healing powers of tea. Come on, put your feet up. I got you, hon. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to...

Everyone Deserves A Holiday Heeeey! Wasn't expecting to find you home today, but I'm glad you are. You're not poorly are you? Holiday? Well goodness me, it's about time. You DO deserve it y'know... Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a moment just for you, so please; feel free to...

The Power Of Food Oh hey, I'm sorry you're having so much trouble with food right now. I'm not quite the one to go through it, given that I have lots and lots of problems myself, but I'm more than happy to be on hand after you've had a word with a doctor or a dietician. We could work on a healthy balance together! Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that...

Remembering Your Birthday I hope you're ready for me because I'm coming over! Of course I remembered! As if I'm going to forget your birthday. And I know just what you want, too. Woo! Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a moment just for you, so please; feel free to suggest a new...

Sunday Morning Yeah... the break up was hard and all. Come on, all break ups are! But I know it was for the best so... somehow... it feels okay. I'm easy, y'know? Haha, yeah, like the song! Easy... just like a Sunday morning. :) Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a moment just for...

Mommy Issues Hey, hey! This movie is so cool and it's so nice to see that someone can have a relationship like that with their parents. I'm sorry that you don't, but maybe it's something you'd like to talk about? It's beyond my scale of skill or expertise, but I'm an excellent listener. Or I can help you find some resources? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios...

Nap Time Oh honey, what's this? Are you asleep? Really? Hahaha, okay, I guess you're knackered, right? Alright. Um... why don't you have a bit of a rest? Hmm? That would help, right? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a moment just for you, so please; feel free to suggest a new MMM...

Painful But Necessary I don't want to stomp on your hope, exactly, but that's not better than holding onto the idea of something that isn't coming back. Sometimes... sometimes you've just got to let go. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a moment just for you, so please; feel free...

Animals Always Know Haha, it's so sweet! I know, I know you're allergic, but cats like you. In fact most animals like you, despite what your allergies say. I have a theory about that by the way. Wanna hear it? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a moment just for you, so please;...

When People Look Back On You There is so much more to you than how you look, what you wear, what you eat... nobody will look back on you days, months, years from now and remember those things. There's so much more to you that people will remember. And that's what counts. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance...

Rest Easy In My Arms I know it's been a rough few days for you, pet. Heck, rough few weeks, even. I know. I do. So please... allow me to spend some time with you, and sharing a handful of truths that I believe you really need to hear. Let's go. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record...

Cars Can Be Repaired, You Can't TWs: mentions car accident (non fatal) Honey, I'm sorry you're having to go through this. What a nightmare. It must have been really scary for you. But I need you to know that I don't care about the car. Not at all. No! You're so much more important than a pile of metal and plastic. That thing can be repaired, but there's only one of you. And I'm so, so glad you're safe. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender...

A Break From The Break Hey, it's not unusual to need a break after such a full and busy weekend. That IS okay, y'know? Of course it is. Look, you don't have to do anything right now; just sit with me and chill. All that other stuff can wait until tomorrow, or even later than that, okay? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need...

A Brief Resting Period Hey hon, you barely look like you can stand up straight; you're not planning to head into work today, are you? Of course you shouldn't! Not if you're in pain. I promise you, it's okay to book time off for your period if it's hammering you like this. You're not taking advantage, you're trying to offer your employer the best and safest version of you. And no one should be working when they're in this much pain, okay? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic,...

Too Much What? ExCUSE me, but who has been telling you this? 'You're too much'? Too much of what? I don't get it. Listen, if they have a problem with enthusiasm and exuberance from someone as kind, gentle, mindful and pleasant as you, then that sounds like a 'Them Problem' not a 'You Problem' Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need...

Take The Time Off So you're off? Excellent... but what on earth are you doing on your work laptop? No. Nuh uh. No way. It's your day off. Off! You don't need to be working, in fact you shouldn't be. Take the time off, use it for you to rest. That is allowed you know. Come on, put it away. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need...

Spring? Out The Window? Honey? Wake up. Will you take a look out the window with me? Please? Come on, just a quick look. And tell me what you see... Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a moment just for you, so please; feel free to suggest a new MMM by using this form:...

What? My Turn? What a crappy day. It's nice to come home and kick off the shoes though, relax at home, be here with you and— oh, what's all this? You want to treat me today? I... um... okay, I guess. No, no, it's fine. Sure. It would be really nice to put my feet up and let you take over. Glad of it. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need...

Party Dress Up Hey honey, we need to go to this party but... well... I'm not going anywhere with you so clearly upset. You look good enough to gobble up, but please, tell me what's wrong? Oh, my sweet, precious darling. Don't compare yourself to the other women at work. I didn't marry them; I married you(!). Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may...

Cry On My Shoulder A sudden attack of anxiety leaves you breathless and afraid. You send out the call, the distress signal and your Xyta arrives quickly to talk you down through it... to hold your hand... caress your head... keep you safe. You'll be alright, darling. You're safe with me. I promise. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need...

Toxic Positivity Wow, so your work colleagues are really not helpful, are they? Sure they have all sorts of 'positive' punchlines and soundbites, but really, to me, it sounds like they're minimising what you're feeling. Pretty sure that's the definition of toxicity under the guise of positivity my dear. Come on, we'll work it out together. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little...

To My Past Self Honey, this is my journal and I'm using it not like I would have as a teenager, but as a tool now. So I can look back at everything I've achieved. And also look forward to what I'm capable of acheiving. So... no... you can't read it. But there is something else you can do with me. If you'd like? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone...