Read The Transcripts Previously on Mockery Manor: Parker asks JJ about a mysterious letter she recently received, local reporter and DJ Paul confronts Bette about her sister's promotion to manager, and finally... country star Clayton Woodrow performs a new song at the big opening concert... and disaster strikes. ------- Written by Lindsay Sharman Directed by Lindsay Sharman and Laurence Owen Music, sound design and editing by Laurence Owen Featuring Hayley Evenett as Bette and JJ, Laurence...

Read The Transcripts Previously on Mockery Manor: Claytonville's resident psychic medium has a vision of a falling man. JJ, Parker and George struggle to finish the park in time for opening day. And Detective Fenwick from Season 1 makes an unwelcome appearance as head of security for the grand opening concert. --- Written by Lindsay Sharman Directed by Lindsay Sharman and Laurence Owen Music, sound design and editing by Laurence Owen Featuring Hayley Evenett as JJ and Bette, Laurence Owen was...

Join Paul in his local radio slot, as he plays the most recent single from Clayton Woodrow III and his wife Kirsteen McFallon - Cold Heart Lake. - Written and directed by Lindsay Sharman. Cold Heart Lake written and produced by Laurence Owen, performed by Laurence Owen and Christina Bianco. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mockery Manor returns! The year is 1996, and newly minted managers JJ and Parker are preparing to open Claytonville - Mockery Manor's brand new rootin' tootin' cowboy theme park. Will everything be ready before the man himself, Clayton Woodrow III, arrives to perform at the opening ceremony? Read the Transcripts Written by Lindsay Sharman Directed by Lindsay Sharman and Laurence Owen Music, sound design and editing by Laurence Owen Featuring Hayley Evenett as JJ, Laurence Owen as Parker, the...

The Bette Tapes is a Mockery Manor miniseries, set between Seasons 2 and 3. With her two-year deadline fast approaching, Bette must crack one final case and repay her debt to Margot before the time runs out. Starring Hayley Evenett as Bette, with Lindsay Sharman as Margot. Additional voices by Laurence Owen. Written by Lindsay Sharman, and directed by Laurence Owen. Music, sound design and editing by Laurence Owen. Read the Transcript Listen to Long Cat Media's new series, Magenta Presents:...

The Bette Tapes is a Mockery Manor miniseries, set between Seasons 2 and 3. Bette must put her paid cases on hold after she overhears a conspiracy to murder. Ugh, so annoying. starring Hayley Evenett as Bette, with additional voices by Laurence Owen. Written by Lindsay Sharman, and directed by Laurence Owen. Music, sound design and editing by Laurence Owen. Read the Transcript Listen to Long Cat Media's new series, Magenta Presents: GHOSTED www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad...

The Bette Tapes is a Mockery Manor miniseries, set between Seasons 2 and 3. In a desperate hunt for clients, Bette has returned, begrudgingly, to her alma mater - St Candida's School For Young Ladies. This recording documents her first assignment: The Case Of The Dubious Stallion. starring Hayley Evenett as Bette, with additional voices by Laurence Owen, Lindsay Sharman and Kitty Winter. Written by Lindsay Sharman, and directed by Laurence Owen. Music, sound design and editing by Laurence...

The Bette Tapes is a Mockery Manor miniseries, set between Seasons 2 and 3. Fledgling PI Bette Armstrong has set up her detective office at Mockery Manor - with more than a little help from Margot. But she soon finds it's not as easy as it looks. starring Hayley Evenett as Bette, with additional voices by Laurence Owen. Written by Lindsay Sharman, and directed by Lindsay Sharman and Laurence Owen. Music, sound design and editing by Laurence Owen, with additional editing by Maddy Searle. Read...

Subscribe to Magenta Presents on your podcast player of choice! Hey folks, Laurence here... And today we are so excited to introduce OUR new show. We have a new podcast that's just started, it's called MAGENTA PRESENTS. It's a horror anthology series, in the tradition of classic anthology shows like Tales From The Crypt and Elvira, in which Madame Magenta is your horror hostess and guide to the unnatural and the bizarre. And the first story in Magenta Presents is a five-episode miniseries...

Subscribe to Intra Quest here! Read the Transcript Today we'd like to share with you INTRA QUEST, a quirky fantasy adventure that we think you'll really enjoy. INTRA QUEST follows three unlikely adventurers, as they journey across a weird and wonderful world, to face down a primodial evil with the power to possess minds. It's got everything you'd want from a fantasy epic, with great performances from a stellar cast including Roger Clark, the voice of Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption...

Subscribe to Midnight Burger here! Today it’s our great pleasure to introduce a gorgeous fiction podcast that’s taking the indie audio drama world by storm - Midnight Burger.  When Gloria took a waitressing job in a diner outside of Phoenix, she didn't realize she was now an employee of Midnight Burger, a time-traveling, dimension-spanning diner. Every day Midnight Burger appears somewhere new in the cosmos along with its staff: a galactic drifter, a rogue theoretical physicist, a sentient...

Listen to the Mockery Manor Christmas Special! Hey everyone, festive greetings from us here at Long Cat Towers! We hope you're having a lovely time wherever you are, and whatever you're up to.  This is just a very quick reminder that the Mockery Manor Christmas Special, A Midwinter Night's Dream, is available now.  You can find all the info about how to get it at longcatmedia.com/christmas It's a double-length standalone story set in the winter of 1994, where Mockery Manor theme park has...

Subscribe to Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica on your podcast player of choice! Hayley Evenett (JJ/Bette) introduces another of Long Cat Media's podcasts... MADAME MAGENTA: SONOS MYSTICA Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is...

The Mockery Manor Christmas Special is here! Visit our website to buy it and listen immediately MOCKERY MANOR: A MIDWINTER NIGHT'S DREAM Winter, 1994. Mockery Manor has flung open its doors and invited guests into a winter wonderland! But for Parker, Bette, JJ and Gretchen, this Christmas proves more magical than they ever bargained for... Festive hijinks and magical mayhem at Mockery Manor! Written & Directed by Lindsay Sharman Music, Sound Design and Editing by Laurence Owen Hayley...

It's our pleasure to introduce Give Me Away, another fabulous series from the Fable & Folly Network. Give Me Away is a thrilling and thoughtful sci-fi drama, that imagines: what if there was such a thing as consensual body snatchers, aliens that cohabit in the minds of willing humans. What does sharing a body look like? They call the spaceship that crashed in the Nevada desert “The Ghosthouse” because it screams—the screams of thousands of extraterrestrial political prisoners uploaded...

Download the Apollo app! Hey everyone, Laurence here - just a quick update with a little bit of exciting Mockery Manor news, and give a shout out to another show that we love.  We've been working on a little something before Season 3 starts next year.  Mockery Manor is going to have a Christmas Special! It's a brand new double-length episode, and it's coming out on the 1st of December. It was ridiculously fun to record, and we can't wait to share it with you.  So, how can you hear it?...

It is our absolute pleasure to introduce what we think is one of the best audio dramas we have ever heard: Red Valley. A mystery drama about the limits of experimental science, confronting your own past, present & future, & trying to remember the level select cheat from Sonic 2.  Just an FYI, this episode has some naughtier language than you'd normally find on Mockery Manor, so please be aware if you're listening with little'uns. Subscribe to Red Valley wherever you're listening to...

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Buy The Music of Mockery Manor - Season Two here! Welcome to Kiss My Zeitgeist - it's Long Cat Media's new culture programme that might never happen again. Lindsay sits down to ask Laurence about the music of Mockery Manor Season Two, what it's like to write music on laudanum, and why he's had a Tom Jones song stuck in his head for weeks. www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our pleasure to introduce Ghosthoney's Dream Machine, an immersive and gently chaotic comedic docu-style mystery podcast. Ghosthoney’s Dream Machine Recap - How We Got Here. A lot has happened in 20 episodes of this little podcast, so in this episode, your host Ghosthoney recaps the past few months in anticipation of the Season 2 premiere on June 30.  Subscribe to Ghosthoney's Dream Machine on your favourite podcast platform. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Previously: War! After negotiations with Hilda prove fruitless, Jenkins launches a full-scale offensive on the Committee. He tells them that the exits to Koschei the Deathless are all sealed, and his men have the ride surrounded. But Jenkins has a problem. Margot is here. Jenkins goes into the fray to retrieve Margot and escape before the final phase of his plan - explosives. As he leaves the control room, Jenkins gives Parker a message to read on the tannoy if he does not return with Margot....

Previously: as the Committee arrives at Koschei the Deathless for Hilda's meeting, JJ and Bette sneak in via a side entrance to try and rescue Gretchen. They stumble into the ride, and find themselves in a creepy but familiar kitchen, occupied by an animatronic witch. To her horror, JJ realises that the witch is modelled on Dorothy - Margot's mother, and the twins' grandmother. JJ recalls the Dreamland dollhouse, shown to her by Dorothy moments before she was murdered by Matty. This kitchen...

Before we get to the Mockery Manor finale, we're excited to introduce you to another excellent, multi-award-winning series: Earth Eclipsed. Set in the distant future, the story follows a brilliant neuroscientist on the brink of a galaxy-changing discovery that will save millions of lives - who has her work cut short when she’s kidnapped by a renegade miner.  Earth Eclipsed is a production of the Lunar Company - and if that sounds familiar, it's because they're also the team behind Apollo, the...