A lackluster young gent with not a lot will but plenty of desire craves himself a beard. However, due to his own habitual need to play and pull at whatever hair does manage to grow from his face, is unable to achieve this, so, desperate, he prays. Someone hears his prayer and grants it, but the response he gets is not the one he expected. Written by Damian Robb Narrated by Damian Robb Sound Editing by Sam Loy Cover Art by Damian Robb Music Credits. Quintessence by Theodore Shapiro Dangling Piano by Theodore Shapiro The author would like to thank Sean Carney, Sam Loy, and Holly Synot for their assistance in this production.