Remember when John Cusack films were a good thing?

As I write more of these meaningless shownotes for really old episodes, I'm reminded of the crap jokes I used to make, and how I can't really think up any new ones.

I'm so scared.

The masturbation bottle tree.

For tax evasion.

You're not allowed to watch this film anymore, it's got Kevin Spacey.

We are serious.

Who'd have thought that nice young man would turn out to be the Kingpin?

Since recording this episode, I have visited the Little China in question, and didn't experience anything like this amount of trouble.

Nothing says that we couldn't think of anything good to do like a special episode does.

Craig fell asleep during this one.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.

Unlike a lot of other misleading film titles, this one actually is about a connection in France. It has Hack Man, and was recorded before you were born, and before microphones and computers were invented.