Merry Crisis! Yes, that magical time of year is upon us where we give gifts, wear ugly Christmas sweaters despite the 35 degree heat, and suppress emotional breakdowns for the benefit of our loved ones. Some of you may be struggling with what to get the morbidly-inclined person in your life. But don’t despair, the MITLOO team are here to suggest a range of products to satisfy anyone’s dark desires. This episode was not sponsored by any of the businesses mentioned here but having said that – give us a cut, Amazon. We know you've got the money.