“BK is the shirtless Inuit warrior strolling down an isolated beach clubbing baby liberal seals, harvesting blubber with which to fuel his lamp of truth. If BK were a mythical creature, he would surely breathe fire, most likely onto villages infested with beta males delusional with idea of gender parity and egalitarin peace. BK is the reason that America has not become a bastion of communist heathens overrun with command economics, curfews, bread lines, and gulags. Listening to BK makes me feel so manly that I swear my chest hair grows an inch every Saturday while I eat a pound of bacon, drink coffee spiked with moonshine, and clean my .45 (I am a professional kids), all while listening to BK smash liberal ideology with utter contempt. BK is the based stickman of the airwaves, beating hippies and ANTIFA mercilously with his throbbing eggplant of freedom and truth. If BK makes a shirt for the cast, I will be first in line to send him my money. The shirt will be the modern armor needed for the coming intellectual battle, festuned with the most offensive phrases, and just tight enough to get me swipes on grinder... The shirt will be impevious to any onslaught the left can muster. I look forward to every Saturday when I can listen to BK tell it like it is, and listen to his band of crayon eating friends chime in with the most inappropriate banter the US Military can muster up. In all BK is a cultural treasure the likes of which have not been realized since Al Jolson went in black face on the jazz singer. Keep fighting the good fight BK, and may you build your empire on the mangled ideological corpses of the left!”
Artificial_G2 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/12/17