"You don't see a podcast. You hear it. White noise blasting by the ton on all sides. ASMR sounds blinding you and choking you and making you vomit." That's right, the Unchosen Men are back and this time they've brought a fresh recruit! Frank joins us as Sharpe trains the South Essex regiment for fighting a column of seasoned French infantrymen. Listen, it's a Sharpe movie. It's got guns, gals, and gazetted captains, though definitely not that toff Gibbons. We'll learn what a damn fine soldier Major Lennox was and for what offense he ANSWERED. WITH. HIS. LIFE. (as you should have done, if you had any sense of honor!) Today, on the…[checks notes]…214th anniversary of the…Battle of Alba de Tormes? It's Sharpe's Eagle on NO FLICKS GIVEN!