In today’s show the boys return from the future with precise mathematical insights for much an adult male should attempt nobility and rot; in their fashion, their muscle tone, their hairstyle, and their passionate pursuits. Plus David details how to fake your death and start a new life. Enjoy!

In today’s show Chas and David celebrate Leonardo Dicaprio’s birthday with a guide how to avoid the indignities of self-celebration, being sung to at a restaurant, perpetually dating 25 year olds, and explain why Martha Stewart might be the ultimate catch. Enjoy!

In today’s show Chas tamps down the election fervor with a reminder that amusement can, and should, be found in all of life’s pursuits and charts a course to thrive through any political fallout via art, food, and indulgence. Learn how herein! Enjoy!