Episode 305 is already an early favorite! Spooky month is in full swing, Matt doesn't know the date Halloween takes place on and ruins jokes, Food Rescuing Energy Drinks and Croutons, Looking for ways to soften your jerky, Halo is fixed and we gush about Star Wars, Cliff Hangering Random FB Friend Finds, Jay finds a fart on the episode he missed, We dive into the evidence, Is Sounding a tube like gauging an ear?, New Discord Sound Board is fun, Anne Kush's Bush makes an appearance and our resident Historian, Walter, mistakes Helen Keller for Anne Frank, He gets sweaty about it, Anyway, Hellen Keller's handler is liar, Giving yourself challenges, Cooking Updates, Sugar Smacks Pee might be dangerous, more Helen Keller besmirchment, Celebrity Grocery Store tutorials in the wild, Quitting Smoking advice by Dylan, Desantis hidden high heel boots, Wailing Neighbors, Fungal Cooking Tips, "Look at this" and more!   Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/yapnr7cf Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/ybpo59va Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/y7va3h9a Stitcher: https://tinyurl.com/y75fnd3l Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: https://www.twitch.tv/GrimwolfePrime Background Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com