MORDACIOUS | /mɔːˈdeɪʃəs/ | adjective | formal 1. denoting or using biting sarcasm or invective. 2. (of a person or animal) given to biting. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-25/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qqaYYLmj8yKxUoUSiWa0i_C18U6oV8CiAkvvhtY8K9Y/ Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and...

Neige takes Alfie on a field trip and teaches him some important basics of life as a vampire. Alfie finally learns a little more about the context of Cas and Neige's friendship, and sees a part of Neige he never expected to. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-24/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vNE704Q-3XEYXMTVQfwPUZi9lLZgVjkx1n5ZEBSUvvw/edit Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction...

Alfie ignores Neige's advice and begins to question the mechanics of vampirism. At every turn, he uncovers more he wishes Casper had thought to share with him, and becomes less certain of what any of their time together meant. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-23/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wm2_LYHCGU9ldCWsmLNUxaefgTqjIH6BpTiFbGklcG0/edit#heading=h.7r5hbe3pp44p Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a...

Alfie is not coping well in the aftermath of his accident. Neige does his best to support him, but isn’t necessarily equipped for the situation… Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-22/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_hd2kMheO69oC0CYGGMVjV6DUZ7ZoVm-0DjNDLxgm_A/edit Support the show and get early access to episodes: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their...

Fresh blood on 9th October. Catch up now. Find out more: https://hangingslothstudios.com/not-quite-dead/ Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfie ponders the fairness of the limits Neige puts upon both his curiosity and their dynamic, questioning his role in the decisions which have led him to this point. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-21/ Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YVDgRTVi4Se_2m4qfCxw9y3r2AXjS-XPSO5CLo6Bxec/edit Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which...

We hear from Neige, in the form of a strange and long-winded apology. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-20/ Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VYHnHQg_ZdNCAnigQUFXX5uOqgItAcb1Ibf2pp7vIDE/edit?usp=sharing Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware...

Alfie discusses loss and grief and his worries about his family now he's gone, in between filling us in on what has happened since we last heard from him. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-19/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wsggLJu7X1F7g5NDSNDvYcbozZgCYCubjjQWEh3rWl8/edit Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their...

A change of scenary is helpful, though not everything that Alfie needs as he continues to wrestle with the realities of his new life.  Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-18/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U7uz5hv9oGxNxYI7E8m5QJgeb89thZpFBWpQDN6RPKY/edit Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and...

As Alfie continues to struggle to adapt to his new life, he remembers a story Casper once told him, and wonders why Neige would stick around at all. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-17 Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eiCQ5gHMG0dlgsOVjfNsgC4-UwUG3eu5oW16fPHXojc/edit?usp=sharing Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should...

Alfie's got more to worry about than just a lack of access to blood, it turns out... Check out the transcript with content warnings here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-16 Or here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19kl1LoVNtYh2KyP07a6V3HRQGkUb48cdawLUzXFaPdY/edit#heading=h.7r5hbe3pp44p Support the show and get Early Access to episodes, three days before general release, over on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of...

Alfie's been going through some... changes. Things haven't worked out the way he'd expected. He didn't expect them to work out at all. Turns out this is the kind of thing he should have worried about in advance... Check out the transcript with content warnings here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-15 Or here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g_B8b1oD7g0G9FI-7y3d3ExOTTpjJ22ZGeONDja5oOA/edit?usp=sharing Support the show and get Early Access to episodes, three days before general release,...

More vampires for you to sink your teeth into coming in less than two weeks. Support the show: https://patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Transcript Below ALFIE: Recording for posterity, I guess. At some point in the last few days, I don’t know when, I can’t remember because-- It doesn’t matter why. But I drank approximately 1 litre of vampire blood, with a view to. In an attempt to. Because I was trying to become a vampire. I did this because-- because otherwise I was going to die. I didn’t...

You can be a part of bringing this magical world to life by supporting the show on IndieGoGo! Become a part of the mayhem, mischief, madness and magic of the Twelvelms Conspiracy today. Support on IndieGoGo: https://igg.me/at/twelvelms Find out more: https://twelvelms.com/ Transcript for this trailer: https://hangingslothstudios.com/trailer-introducing-the-twelvelms-conspiracy/ Nestled in the hills and trees of the North of England is a tiny town, invisible to passing hikers and planes flying...

That is the question. Alfie’s tale finally catches up with the present, and he makes his choice. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-14/ If you liked this show about vampires and want to hear more, support the show by signing up on Patreon and getting early access plus bonus content! Sign up here from just £2 a month: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which...

In this penultimate episode of Season One, Alfie's story almost connects with the present, and he is forced to finally make the decision he's been trying to reckon with since he started make these recordings.  Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-13/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NbbmCL8q_hSJHowlf7G3jYzQyEcE6tBM7LTMQqNnnfw/edit?usp=sharing Support the show by signing up on Patreon and getting early access plus bonus content! Sign up here from just £2 a month:...

This week, Alfie describes fates worse than death, and muses on the horrible feeling of waiting for something to happen.  Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-12/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bBLeEd-yyR_27mPUj_tAMnoZ5HZHG84Vr5kbVEtgxjs/edit?usp=sharing Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show...

Alfie reckons with some of the more troubling aspects of what it means to be dating a vampire, if dating is really what you can call what's going on with him and Casper, and in resisting the strange complications of the ways he has changed, is forced into a gruesome situation.  Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-11 Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13Om1tiBJ-lAszEHlGG8PCVyoQA93_vLDp9w4vLLt7kM/edit?usp=sharing Support the show on Patreon:...

Alfie reckons with the details of his own demise, and also recounts what happened in the days following Casper's near-deadly mistake. Transcript available here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-10 And here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K_FqHTgRRBENyW7hxoIzS6ft6Ah4-I-he_8dDGTs9hw/edit?usp=sharing To support the show and get access to episodes one day early support us on patreon at https://patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction...

Alfie faces the reality of his current situation, and discusses the other vampires in York.  Transcript available here: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-9 And here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kCEgiJBBS27x1lO6cyQ5VzINVAIHsfthWJ3fNv4gDlY/edit?usp=sharing  To support the show and get access to episodes one day early support us on patreon at https://patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Show-wide Content WarningsThis show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in...

Alfie and Casper find ways to move forward from their complicated beginnings, but neither of them are exactly happy with the solutions presented. Still, there are benefits for them both as well as drawbacks. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-access-to-79596059?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-8/ Please bear in mind that this show is a...

Alfie describes the early days of his time with Casper, the confusion and conflict bound up in it all. They're bound by blood and it goes both ways; Casper cannot leave anymore than Alfie can. So where is Casper now, when Alfie needs him more than ever?  Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-access-to-79596059?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Transcript:...

In his memories, Alfie returns to work after spending the night with Casper only to find things more difficult than he expects, and in his present, the person at the door is back.  Transcript with Content Warnings: https://hangingslothstudios.com/a-friend-indeed/ Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xGjbSyF9KvRyaXNvd5KNsqQHqCpuwjcYOxNmM7mnaQ0/edit?usp=sharing  This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical...

Alfie can't sleep, and recounts the days following the first time Casper saved his life, including the unfortunate implications of Casper having drunk Alfie's blood. Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-5/ Support the Show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudios Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. This episode contains: – discussion...

Alfie's life was moving on quite happily when he had no memory of Casper, but an ordinary night out sets him back on the path to his own not-quite demise... Here's the transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-4/ Support us on Patreon for early access: https://patreon.com/hangingslothstudios/ Hanging Sloth Studios on twitter: https://twitter.com/hangingsloths Show tumblr: https://notquitedeadpod.tumblr.com/ Content Warnings:  Please bear in mind that this show is a work of horror...