We’re getting all kinds of scandalous this week Geoffs. First up we’ve got a Facebook marketplace casket scandal that had us pissed, and then Madison took us through the age old question of whether or not mistresses are entitled to any of the estate! We’ve got an obituary for a real earnest, or rather Ernest man, and one for a gal who wore many hats. Oh, we didn’t forget, we’ve also got some dumb.ass.criminalllllls let’s go!  Buy our book: prh.com/obitchuary Get your Merch: wonderyshop.com/obitchuary Come see us live on tour: obitchuarypodcast.com Join our Patreon: Patreon.com/cultliter New episodes come out every Thursday for free, with 1-week early access for Wondery+ subscribers. Follow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram @obitchuarypodcast on TikTok Check out Spencer’s other podcast Cult Liter wherever you’re listening! Write to us: [email protected] Spencer Henry & Madison Reyes PO Box 18149 Long Beach, CA 90807 Get a cameo from us: https://www.cameo.com/obitchuarypodcast Sources: https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-70-arrested-after-harassing-neighbors-through-ring-camera-after-decades-old-fight-deputies-say https://www.wesh.com/article/police-investigate-deadly-shooting-1617273492/36001450 https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orlando-mom-horrified-after-daughters-used-casket-auctioned-sold-facebook-without-permission/67IULJCNEZC5NDBTG2JOCLEKCE/ https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/120722/orlando-mom-daughter-casket-sale-Facebook-marketplace https://www.gordonfh.com/memorials/stephen-cartisano/3825964/ https://www.newspapers.com/image/795711329/?article=9d5af479-bdba-4e2b-8e18-8ca0f9e40c0c&terms=stupid https://www.newspapers.com/image/879303651/?article=84d2cedc-9326-4f30-a63f-d4597fc7baae&terms=mistress https://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/magazine/the-mistress-at-the-funeral.html https://www.inamoratalover.com/what-states-allow-wives-to-sue-the-mistress/ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/mistress-defeats-widow-in-row-over-grave-plot-1568648.html#comments-area https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3335575/Widow-wins-court-battle-block-dead-husband-s-mistress-buried-grave-him.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Gordon_(Red_Cross) https://www.who2.com/george-pattons-widow-put-a-deadly-hawaiian-curse-on-his-mistress/#:~:text=Seems%20that%20just%20days%20after%20Patton’s%20untimely%20death,curse%20she%20had%20learned%20in%20Hawaii%20years%20before https://www.history.com/topics/world-war-ii/george-smith-patton https://www.historydefined.net/clara-petacci/ https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/camera-catches-unlikely-little-thief-stealing-necklace-from-jewelry-store  https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2024-01-10/federal-judge-says-alabama-can-conduct-nations-1st-execution-with-nitrogen-gas-appeal-planned https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/oklahoman/name/hazel-cale-obituary?id=18665984  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.