Taylor and Abby are back this week to talk about f*cking bald guys, and Abby explains what guys want us to say during phone sex. They start a new segment called “I Like You, I Love You, And Now I Stalk You” featuring three very different three listener e-mails about the horrible phases of hooking up and how to stop stalking your ex. They react to the latest Unf*ck Me Story about a classic f*ckboy with a micropenis. Then they round out the episode by calling out the Disaster Roommate of the Week.