Explore the ins and outs of that Carter crack life in the big city. Which city? 1991's New Jack City, of course. Or maybe it's the New York City of the OG Ninja Turtles movie? Or maybe even Tim Burton's Gotham City? They are all virtually indistinguishable from one another. Now sit your $5 ass...

It's a heated episode today as a seemingly harmless baseball movie about a well-meaning child zealot and his friend Tony Danza sparks a debate about faith, the foster system, and the perils of league expansion and realignment. Don't believe me, non-believer? It could happen... especially in...