Mr. H and Mr. M head out with 'Sly Joe,' who's over the simple life and ready to run to Vegas with his knapsack full of stealin's. Girls, Jägerbombs, flannel shirts, Mephistopheles and a run for office await. But ya gotta call mom first.

Mr. H and Mr. M experience freedom with 'Bozo' the rodeo clown/astronaut. After therapy, our hero is set free from 'Lydia' the stripper to run around, live some dreams and fly into space. He soon discovers it can be quite lonely out in the Universe.

Mr. H and Mr. M have a wild night on the town in Amazing Amarillo, Tx. with local bad boy 'Wade.' There's trouble with the law, swooning ladies, hospital visits and nightclubbing. Also, methamphetamines, boner pills, booze, a goat, the CDC and breakfast at Denny's.

Mr. H and Mr. M are on the run. Watch out for tumbleweeds and roadrunners and by all means stay away from the Mayor's daughter. Buckle up!