The Laffing Buddha calls in with comments about Fey's german beer experience. Scotty the Little Aussie Battler disputes the elevation of the Swiss Alps. Fey travels from France thru Burgundy to the Rhein Valley in Germany for cuckoo clocks, ice wine and river cruises. The tourism industry in Europe is totally dialled in. A crazy motorcycle rider carrying a tire passes all of us. Roadside rest stops in Europe are mini-malls with pay toilets.