Writer Ben Rosen’s shower has a nearly Satanic mix of four knobs but only one nozzle, and our analysis would make NASA proud. Plus if you want me to eat crab legs, well, you got another think comin’😁 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The great Paul Reiser joins us for a mad dash through resumé padders, Steve Schirripa-voiced car horns and Jake’s bottomless gravel driveway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices