Welcome to the end times, pool partiers! Parker and Cumulus are joined by Frisbie’s partner from Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen and from the soon-to-be resurrected Banshee Jam podcast-- Patrick! This week, Parker is having the best of times while Cumulues, Patrick, and everyone else is having the blurst of times. Patrick unveils his new laws, Parker mines his old MySpace blog for a peek into Cumulus’s Internet habits and romantic requirements, and Cumulus considers getting back on MySpace when...

We're back! We're joined by Wayne this week to discuss the Podcast Town news -- live!! We discuss Sara's top notch posts, food pics, bad podcast posts and the new JFD patreon. We also discuss Frisbie accidentally calling Parker and it turning into a waking nightmare before turning into a sweet daydream. Then Wayne talks about podcasting and gives us his 3 New Laws if he Were President. All this and so much more you won't believe it! Donloyd Here if you're ready to play Classical Gas. join us...

We’re back, X-words! And due to an implied agreement (maybe) completed informally over a major social network, we’re starting the countdown of our last 19 episodes (possibly), so let’s dive right in to the festivities, just in case this is really the beginning of the end: Parker returns form his first Ohio visit since he left the state in 2009, and he has thrilling tales of reuniting with friends, family, and Skyline Chili Cheese Coneys. Also, he attended Horrorhound Weekend where he met both...

We're back! On this one, we talk about how Katherine Heigl is foxier than pretending to be disabled is evil and how "The Ringer" tricked Parker and hurt his feelings because he has a soft spot for those kinds of dudes. We also get some emails and talk about some cool and interesting sandwiches from around the world. A leprechaun leaves us a message in a bottle to let us know about how horrible his life is thanks to Trump's America. We also talk about about bumper stickers and a particularly...

Get ready, you M-words, because Pool Party Radio is back with a new episode! This week, Parker and Cumulus miss Bill Paxton, discuss fake news, hate on Instagram commenters, make a bunch of Sifl & Olly references, read some emails, and soak in Wayne’s Podcast Town News! Donloyd Here if you go with those classic roses. Email at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on FB, and rate & review us on iTunes and the like. These are the llamas that keep our news interesting and oh-so fake.

We're here! Parker and Cumulus discuss Valentine's Day, The Wailing, video games, Beef Jerky, flowers as presents and so much more. Also, Wayne's Podcast Town News, the word "libtard," the best food mascots, someone in PTown gets promoted and tons more! Donloyd Here if you eat the weird jerkys. Find us in Podcast Town and email us or like us or something.

Are you a “bad” enough “dude” to listen to the latest Pool Party Radio?! Weirdly, we recorded this a day in advance of the truly memorable tweet that butchered the use of quotation marks in that real unfunny, opposite-of-that-SNL-Matt-Foley-character way. Life is absurd. We discuss the missing history of PPR and cuckolding, and then we do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly segment of Fictional Presidents. To remind the sheeple that we are awake and not enduring a fever dream, Wayne brings us the...

We're back, T-Words! Parker has a new A of the Week, some listeners send in their As of the week, too. We get an email that's literally tight. Frisbie meets a cuckold, horror stories from movie theaters and lots of other crazy things! Oh, No Wayne Podcast Town News this week because Trump is silencing all journalists. Download Here if you put your stinky feet on the food tray. Find us in Podcast Town and email us!

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, we bring you our first episode of 2017! And considering how exhausting 2016 was emotionally, physically, and psychologically, we have foregone the usual deadpools and end-of-year wrap-ups. Instead, we dutifully press on with more episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Season 4. In episodes 4-6 of season 4, we learn all about the best character of all of AYAotD, whose name is Shawn Mackenzie. And Parker shows his growth as a human being over...

We're back! Parker introduced a controversial new segment and immediately asks for help in renaming it to be less problematic. We talk a bit about Sonic and the dietary necessities needed to "go fast." Wayne has a new, bonus-length BREAKING NEWS edition of The Wayne Podcast Town News and we do a GBU of 11th grade, featuring stories of becoming disillusioned with humanity. It's just fun! Donloyd Here if you have arbitrary details that miss the bigger point entirely! Go join Podcast Town or...

Bust out the Pictionary, because we’re joined this week by Jackson Stewart! His latest film is Beyond the Gates, a horror film centered on a creepy VHS board game, so in honor of his movie, we do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly about board games. We also discuss the wild couple of weeks we’ve had since last hanging out, as well as all of the filthy, horrible words we can now say in this brave new world. Plus, Wayne brings us the Podcast Town News! Donloyd Here if you were a winner at the game of...

This episode was recorded on the Saturday before Election Day 2016. I hope that explains why we end up talking about holidays, concerts, and other chill topics. It was a simpler time. Donloyd Here if you long for the days before 2016. Like us on Facebook. Email us. Be excellent to each other.

We're back! We recorded late at night and were sleepy grumpy. We talk about Chief Wahoo, baseball, how s****y Cubs fan are, our podcat bros. All that and like 7 other things and Wayne brings the Podcast Town News. It's a wild ride! Donloyd Here if you care about the estate tax. Join us in Podcast Town or be our Facebook friends!

Only 90s kids will remember that PPR is all about Are You Afraid of the Dark? during the Halloween season, and this year is no different as Parker and Cumulus huddle around the fire once more to join The Midnight Society for more spoopy tales. First, though, you KNOW that they've got to talk about that Ken Bone, but their opinions may surprise you. Parker then indulges in an installment of Pumpkin Spice Channel. His response shouldn't surprise you. Cumulus claims to be getting into hockey....

We're back! We're joined by Senn Byro from Junk Fodd Schlitzie to talk about 10th grade! Frisbie's secret bumper sticker shame is revisited, Parker loves drugs, Sean jammed with the console cowboys in cyber space, who is Flyin' Byron? What show does Parker regret missing? All this and so much more! Also, one of the most scathing segments of Wayne's Podcast Town News to date! Donloyd Here if you don't know our names. Go buy a PPR shirt at htbkicksass.com!!

Welcome, Freshmen! This week, we’re joined by Director and Co-Writer of Beyond the Gates (2016), Jackson Stewart, to discuss the Good, Bad, and the Ugly of 9th Grade! Such pubescent horrors as cheating couples, bad (or rad) fashions, and the ultimate punishments of the day are all on the table for Parker, Cumulus, and Jackson. All that, plus emails and Wayne’s Podcast Town Report! Check it out while you clean up your pimply faces! Donloyd Here if you got some Doobie stories. Email us at...

Get your school supplies together because we’re back! This week, Parker and Cumulus go over the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Eighth Grade, with tangents into the horrors of teeth, the madness of promo codes, the terror of broken limbs, and the anxiety of learning to dance. All of this plus a Goddard chat and a compelling story about an oil change for a car. Donloyd Here if you've got thOSE PROMO COOOODES!!!1111 Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, Like us on Facebook, Find us on Twitter....

We’re back! This week Parker and Cumulus are joined by Kevin Moose of Junk Fod Diner to discuss the Good, Bad, and Ugly of Seventh Grade. They learn how they used lockers, what media was being consumed, and who was trying to go on dates. It’s a jam packed episode filled with traumatic memories, so be sure to tune in! Donloyd Here if you've been threatened by more than one friend's girlfriend's dad. Email, find us on FB, chat us up on Twitter. We like you and we *like* like you.

We're back! This week, we do a GBU of Sixth Grade with our guests James and Josh from Mentertainment Weekly. We share erotic stories, horrible stories, the same exact story and admit to things no one knows about. It's very intense. Also, Josh doesn't have an internet connection. Sorry!Donloyd Here if you want to touch my monkey. Oh, hey! Go to htbkicksass.com and buy a Pool Party or JFD shirt!

Hey, Partiers! We're still gone this week. But it's a new episode. Don't worry, though, it's all explained if you listen. But, if this is your first episode, please don't listen. This is for the die-hards. If this is your first time, listen to episode 260. Anyway, this episode has a GBU, guests Sean from JFD and Nik. Lots of Sherlock Homophobia and, most importantly, Wayne's Podcast Town News. Does Wayne quit the show? Find out by listening! We'll be back next. And listen to next week's...

We're back with guest Travis from GWARcast and Get Off My Pod! to talk about Fifth Grade! We discuss Frisbie's nudity, teachers in the locker room, the exact day Parker gave up on life, Travis vs. The Meanest Teacher, Parker's secret Pizza Roll shame and so much more! Travis also gives his New Laws. Would he make a great leader? Spoiler alert: Yes. Also, we finally read James' email after teasing it for like a month! Is it worth it? That's up for him to decide. And we debut our new segment:...

Baw-wit-da-bah, everyone! Ghoul Summer seems unrelenting, but we’ve got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption to share the Good News about Chili Dog Summer! We also continue the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of K-12 with a focus on Grade 4, the fourthiest year. We cover everything, from another tragic school change to rad skateboards to racist books. The results may surprise you! Plus, Vaughn brings the Podcast Town News! Music: "II" by Ulthar Donloyd Here if you prefer crab juice. Email us...

We're back! We're joined by Cumulus from the Blind Podsmen podcast and friend of the show Chris! We talk about some stuff. And then we get into a Good, Bad, Ugly of third grade! More stories of secret bullies! Teachers vs. Fangoria! The Sad Tale of Moving! So much more! We also review an Australian dog! Donloyd Here if you just REALLY like that John Candy sketch. Listen to the Blind Podsmen! Go to Chris' Chicago show! Buy a Ghoul Summer or Old Cat shirt!!

Hey, Partiers! Frisbie is on vacation this week, so Wife fills in for the fun! We had originally planned to watch a Bill Zebub movie for Ghoul Summer, but we don't hate ourselves. Instead, we watched Nicholas Winding Refn's new ghoul movie "Neon Demon" because we only dislike ourselves. In this movie, we learn that the fashion industry exploits young women. Because we did not know that from watching the E! Channel in 1993. We'll let you know in the show when the spoilers start, but they end...

It’s Ghoul Summer, weirdoes! And—hoo, boy—PPR is going to…um…acknowledge it by watching a "film" from notorious ghoul director, Bill Zebub. Parker and Cumulus sorta watch Frankenstein the Rapist while highlighting some parts of the movie, but they find themselves mostly talking over it and going down the familiar tangents of personal anecdotes, MVPPs (as well as MVPPs), and what makes this summer so ghoulish. Also, they are pleased to reveal another installment of Vaughn’s/Wayne’s report of...