Welcome to “Not Couple Goals” where co-hosts Allie Nelson and Tyler McCarthy do a deep dive into a different ridiculous romantic thriller from the vantage point of their long-term relationship. Allie, a TV writer/producer and actress, has an affinity for romantic thrillers, the more salacious the better. Tyler, an entertainment reporter and critic, often finds himself drawn in despite his better judgment. Join them as they explore all the ways it’s possible to love too hard… like WAY too hard. In this episode Allie and Tyler keep the spooky season going with “Dracula 2000,” a movie with few redeeming qualities beyond Gerard Butler’s abs. Join them as they discuss whether he’s more of a Legolas or Aragorn, explain why Allie has seen this movie an inexplicable 15 times and hear Tyler air his grievances about local news reports and The Last Voyage of the Demeter (it ties in, don’t worry). Will this movie suck your blood? Or will it just plain… you get it.  Special thanks to Mallory Johns for the introduction music. To see more of our hosts, check out Tyler’s writing at USA Insider, SYFY and NBC Insider. Find Allie’s work at Parade and Business Insider! And don't forget to follow us on social media — Allie: Instagram, Twitter, YouTube and TikTok Tyler: Twitter Not Couple Goals: Instagram and Twitter