This is the hardest we've laughed in a long time. Plenty of plot on the next episode for you plotheads. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Joe asked why I stopped doing the little stingers at the end. I told him they're only possible when we're way too squirrelly, so you be the judge of what that says about this session. CW: Self-harm/mutilation from 28:45 until 31:28. Support the shelter and join the raffle on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's...

Actions have consequences. Support the shelter and join the raffle on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The CAN Van heads back to The City. But this doesn't quite feel like a victory. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

WARNING: this episode contains nasty puke/vomit/barf sounds. Gross. Also, there's a death. Look out! Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Have you really never looked at The Show Notes? They're gorg. And normally there's a nice little blurb about the episode here, but nothing good will come from the things that happen in this episode. Oofa doofa. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

How does the CAN crew make it out of The It Pit? Do they get stoned to death? Find out here in Episode 14! Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

A group whooped. A troop's loop was hooped. A coop is lubed with a soup of poop and human gloop. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

It's lights out and away we go here just northeast of the Antillas Mayores. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

The pirate crews take their starting places and prepare for a peaceful, respectful race around an island covered in ditches of blood. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

The crew treks further into the strange and mysterious island. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

The Death of a Sailsman lets its tendies hit the shore of an island where a mysterious race will take place. This episode features Beth May from Dungeons and Daddies. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

Hit points are lost in this episode. Grip, too. A real doozy for the ol' character sheets, indeed. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl and "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

There's always gore before there's more. That's foreshadowing! Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The CAN Crew takes Gottle's Gate to Grover's Gorge, interviews an eager GE, and discovers a wild wild animal. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The City Action News field team finds a dropped pin. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Guests Scott Dorward and Ellinor DiLorenzo help fill in the gaps of a hazy night. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.