The party plunges into the ocean depths in their search for a way to get Wealthy back. Wealthy shops for tchotchkes and meets a mysterious stranger. Wealthy remembers something. Grickx goes disco. Jyessi finds a sconce. Vons gets a pet. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party in the prime universe is struggling to figure out what to do next to get Wealthy back. Meanwhile, in the double-prime universe Wealthy debates the best convenience store snacks and goes on a road trip. Clearly she’s in grave danger! Grickx engages in nontraditional spellcasting. Vons philosophizes about himself. Jyessi teaches zoology. Wealthy […]

The party’s still split across the planes, desperately trying to get Wealthy home. Vons, Grickx,and Jyessi dig around for a solution. Meanwhile, Wealthy gets in some light cardio. Jyessi says the magic words. Vons communicates, in theory. Grickx finds a new shiny. Wealthy visits a park. Want more background on the setting of Wealthy’s current […]

The majority of the party brings the fight with the ooze monster to a shocking conclusion. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes to a diner. Vons is unstuck in time. Grickx isn’t tired. Wealthy becomes a metalhead. Jyessi climbs a tree. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The fight with the terrifying tentacled ooze monster continues to continue, despite everyone’s best efforts. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes on a fun road trip. Wealthy casts a new spell. Grickx gets tricky. Vons makes like a tree. Jyessi does what Jyessis do best. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The majority of the party continues the fight against a powerful monster made of ooze and demon skeletons. It goes *really* well for everyone. Wealthy learns more about the plane she’s found herself in. Jyessi gets vacuum sealed. Vons observes. Grickx gets into the swing of things. Wealthy sees a friend. Check us out online! […]

The party’s separated, one stranded on another plane as the other three hunt down a dangerous monster as part of a deal to save her. It’s hard to tell which is more dangerous: a giant terrifying shapeshifting ooze monster or the emotional minefield of waking up in a strange universe where you’re vividly confronted with […]

The party ventures further into this magma-filled cave, finding piles of gold and treasure out in the open for the taking. Sitting above it all, however, is a truly gorgeous urn. They should check it out… Grickx hums. Wealthy lays down in a field. Jyessi wields a dagger. Vons distrusts physical currency. Check us out […]

In their quest to rid Wealthy of the creature infesting her bloodstream, the party ventures into a mysterious cave near the abandoned village. Fun fact: the ominous glow at the bottom of the stairs? Not just mood lighting! Wealthy snuffs someone out. Jyessi stomps on her shield. Vons goes inside the minimum safe distance. Grickx […]

Wealthy stomps off into the swamp, leaving the rest of the party behind still asleep in their bedrolls. It’s the middle of the night, and she’s following people with torches, strange robes, and animal skull masks. I bet they’re going to have a killer LAN party! Probably going to play Halo and everything! I know […]

The party settles down for an evening in the abandoned village and tries to get some sleep. They’re shortly disturbed by creaking noises out in the dark. Let’s investigate, gang! Grickx coos comfortingly. Jyessi shares her nickname. Vons makes cookies. Wealthy is led into temptation. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party ventures out to explore the island and check for any Corruption presence along the way. Treacherous terrain, strange animals, and mysteries await! Jyessi runs book club. Wealthy backs away from feathers. Vons tries to save versus hug. Grickx spots something with the setting sun’s last light. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party’s defeated the kraken, but they’re not safe yet. The ship is taking on water as the storm continues to hammer away. Will they manage to save the ship? Or do they get to figure out just how long they can swim? Vons feels the pressure. Jyessi finds a perfect match. Grickx pitches. Wealthy […]

(The cast has had a lot of Life Stuff happen all at once recently, which has affected our recording schedule. So no standard episode this week, though fear not, those will be back soon! Instead we offer some fine, fine bonus content for your listening pleasure.) Once upon a time, an old elvish man with […]

The party battles a kraken on the high seas! Dives are done dramatically, swashes are buckled, and ships are battered and broken. Also: cephalopod snuggles! The Great Squirrello gets caught up in personal problems. Wealthy makes an opening. Vons practices proper potion safety. Jyessi wrangles a rodeo stunt. Grickx does some cetacean creatin’. Check us […]

The party arrives and Harper’s Fleet and tries to negotiate passage to Aea. Their great and fearless leader pops in to help. Jyessi leaves her sea legs in her other pants. Grickx does a polar bear swim. Wealthy tangles with her old nemesis, gravity. Vons tries to make calamari. Squirrello regards fish with appropriate suspicion. […]

The party goes off to find Harper’s Fleet. They just have to take care of a few things before they leave. It goes about as smoothly as it does for most of us. Vons packs magic snacks. Grickx is ready to goooooo. Wealthy gets a health check. Jyessi’s just so excited to be here. Check […]

The party engages in some pharmaceutical testing. Or they will, if they can find their way back to base. Orienteering is hard! Vons causes immeasurable sadness. Grickx ruins a door. Wealthy turns down a prime offer. Jyessi hears something coming. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party works on plans for a new base and attempts to subdue a dangerous corrupted creature caught in their cunning trap. There’s daring! There’s danger! There’s logistics! Jyessi uses a specialty tool. Grickx ties the knot. Wealthy suffers the Air Bud precedent. Vons makes draft picks. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party made it down to the ground, and now it’s time to do research! And learn what the ocean smells like! Jyessi takes in the view. Grickx offers a [Continue]

The party's beat up as hell, Grickx is a popsicle, and they're not sure what to do next. But there's a shiny object nearby! They should look at that. Grickx takes a deal. Wealthy finally uses her history lessons. Jyessi sets some boundaries. Vons doesn't learn. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time for the party to head back down to the ground, and that means traveling through the maintenance tunnels and caverns below the city to reach a teleportation circle. The real question is: how many Arx-OSHA noncompliance tickets will they file before they get there? Vons takes decisive action. Jyessi does a press-up. Wealthy flaps her hands. Grickx is a chill dude. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time for our 2023 (Winter) Solstice Special! The party's been cursed with some last-minute gift shopping, and things quickly get even more complicated than the usual weighing of potential jail time versus your child's disappointment as you knife fight over the last Playstation. Grickx ruminates on loofahs. Vons engages in some 1st grade science. Jyessi points at a child. Wealthy does some flashy baking. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party encounters a prospective member! Will they recruit this new person? Or will the episode be a shaggy dog story? Ooh, the fake suspense! Grickx designs a game. Wealthy makes some space. Vons struggles with personal bias. Jyessi corrals children. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time for the party to engage in everyone's favorite activity: mourning! They're going to throw a wake for Aracyne. And read the letters she wrote them in case of her death. Cheerfulness all around! Vons goes climbing. Grickx works the room. Wealthy gets support from an unlikely source. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Ian feels the need to let y'all know the title is referencing this song by Radical Face:...