In the fourth episode of Procedural Veneration, we find our way down to Miami Florida, for some t*****s and crime, as we dive into the moral whirlpools of CSI: Miami. Buckle in, put on your sunglasses, and get ready to overlook some extrajudicial manslaughter. We watched the best (S6E21 Going Ballistic), worst (S4E22 Open Waters), and median (S10E6 By the Book) rated episodes to deliver to you the most informed decision about where CSI: Miami falls in the world of procedurals. Content Warnings: Mentions of breasts, Murder, Death, Disease, Step-patricide, Exsanguination via the foot, Sharks We also recognize that crime procedurals are often a form of "Copaganda" by portraying civil rights violations and other unlawful actions by representatives of the law in a positive light. We do not agree with or condone the fictional actions taken by characters in the shows we review, and frequently mention as such in the episode. Thank you to Jacob Krutulis for our theme song!