We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.   This Week - Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) Starring: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan and Jennifer Ehle  A wonderful movie where someone is in an extremely abusive situation and is asking pretty reasonable questions in order to not be abused.    We ask the tough questions this week… Who does this guy think he is?  What’s it like to be an employee at Grey House?  How did it work out with the contractors and building the red room? Is it like an H.H. Holmes situation? Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa!  But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries?  Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now).    HEIGL Meter!! A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad.  Sarah: 50 Shades of Heigls  James: 11 Heigls    Follow us on Social Media!   Twitter: @YouGotHeigld Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld Instagram: @yougotheigld   Sarah -  Twitter: @sarahhisfunny Instagram: @sarahhisfunny Buy Sarah's books on Amazon!  Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope  Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon   James - Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny Instagram: @jamespietragallo Listen to James's other podcasts! Crime in Sports podcast Small Town Murder podcast   Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content  PayPal: [email protected]  We have merchandise! heiglyourself.threadless.com   Tune in every FRIDAY! STAY HOME, PLEASE!   RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!   Are you still reading this?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.