Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #hauntedmansion #hauntedmansionmovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Beau Is Afraid 3. Infinity Pool 4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 5. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 6. John Wick: Chapter 4 7. Tetris 8. Air 9. Creed III 10. Sound of Freedom 11. The Flash 12. Fast X 13. Asteroid City 14. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 15. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 16. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 17. M3GAN 18. missing 19. The Machine 20. Barbie 21. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 22. Scream VI 23. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 24. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 25. Renfield 26. Evil Dead Rise 27. The Pope’s Exorcist 28. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 29. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 30. Knock at the Cabin 31. Insidious: The Red Door 32. Plane 33. Cocaine Bear 34. Knights of the Zodiac Haunted Mansion isn’t a movie. It feels more like a secret government IQ test. Anybody that doesn’t laugh gets put on a watchlist for being dangerously intellectual. Joking aside, it’s nothing more than a payday for aging actors simply trying to fill their Disney contract movie quotas, as well as a payday for the producers who have those same high profile actors say things like “shop at CVS” and “gee I’m hungry, let’s get a whopper cooked fresh from Burger King.” This poor excuse for a movie is a sad reminder that post-modernism is cancerous to storytelling. Everyone seems stupidly self-aware that nobody is taking this seriously. Meanwhile, you could take any single line from this movie and give it to any other character and nobody would know the difference because nobody has a distinct character while simultaneously everyone is the comic relief. It feels no different than Cocaine Bear where the director said, “just say funny stuff and be goofy.” There’s no story going on, nothing carrying us from beat to beat so by the end you’re begging for the afterlife. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rankedpodcast/message