🌏Follow us: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast #fivenightsatfreddys #fivenightsatfreddysmovie Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list. Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List: 1. Oppenheimer 2. Killers of the Flower Moon 3. Beau Is Afraid 4. Infinity Pool 5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 7. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One 8. John Wick: Chapter 4 9. Tetris 10. Gran Turismo 11. Air 12. Creed III 13. Sound of Freedom 14. A Haunting In Venice 15. The Creator 16. The Flash 17. Fast X 18. Asteroid City 19. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 20. Shazam! Fury of the Gods 21. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 22. M3GAN 23. missing 24. The Machine 25. Barbie 26. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 27. The Exorcist: Believer 28. Scream VI 29. The Super Mario Bros. Movie 30. Dumb Money 31. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 32. Renfield 33. The Equalizer 3 34. Blue Beetle 35. Evil Dead Rise 36. The Pope’s Exorcist 37. Magic Mike’s Last Dance 38. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 39. Knock at the Cabin 40. Insidious: The Red Door 41. The Nun II 42. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 43. Plane 44. Haunted Mansion 45. Cocaine Bear 46. Knights of the Zodiac Five Nights at Freddy’s is a mediocre attempt to adapt a seemingly unadaptable video game, which is about a guy working a security job at a Chuck E. Cheese-like establishment, only to realize that the seemingly friendly android mascots have a murderous will of their own. Upside: the actualized look of Freddy’s androids is great. Downside: nearly everything else. Because when it comes to the story, it feels like they wrote a draft or two at the most and then decided to go straight into production. Half the runtime is about this security guy trying to solve a mystery about who kidnapped his little brother when they were kids. Meanwhile his little sister is a telepath and can communicate with all of the androids, who as it turns out, are actually possessed by the ghosts of murdered children. At that point we simply don’t need the little brother plot when giant anthropomorphic pizza place animals are threatening to murder your little sister. Let’s focus on what’s actually interesting here. But no, a movie that should have been self-aware of its own ridiculousness spent way too much time telling a completely unrelated story and taking itself too seriously when it should have been telling its own backstory while delivering fun scares. Support the show by using these affiliate links: GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379 GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWP If you enjoy our work, here's our crypto tip jar: BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90 Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooe Our individual channels: Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHacker McCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rankedpodcast/message