This week two bearcats walk into a bar to wrestle with a green turtle and leave with bleeding eardrums— I am still not sure what Andy said during the past hour but I am sure it was heartfelt.  We also get our hopes smashed by a panda, get needlessly nostalgic over forgotten sodas  and find a politician who has mastered the F-bomb (Spoiler: Beto O' Rouke is a true cussing artist).  Most importantly, Mark Manson teaches us The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck by showing us how to give a f*ck?