What do you do when your cool witchy friend chooses her boyfriend over you? Anti-love spell? Then, it's October, so it is naturally time for Croctober Fest (and this has nothing to do with Lyle Lyle Crocodile, in theatres now). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your rich, hot, strangely European, host starts making the moves on you? What if he's a dracula? You just do Dracula, right? Then, Don't Worry Darling has had one nightmare of a publicity tour, so it's time to discuss Behind The Scenes Ships! Only Murders In Building! Get Over It! Slings and Arrows! 30 Rock! SNL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

dun dun dadda dun dun dadda dun dun dadda dun dun dadda DEEEEE DUUUUH dadda dee duh, dah-dee-DUUH It's a Game of Thrones x SDS All Stars Shipathon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What if your S.O. humiliates himself with his inability to eat pancakes at volume? Probably cheating on you, right? Then, Barbarian is is in theatres, so we're talking our favorite AirBnB ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when your SO proposes to you... and THEN announces that they're dying? Do you kick 'em to the curb or just get married in the pocket dimension? Then, Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power is out on Amazon, so you know it's time to talk Elf Ships. How many "The Santa Clause" scenarios do the Shippers have worked out for you? At least two. How many gross House Elf scenarios? At least one. How many additional Final Fantasy VI references? Oh, they'll never run out. Hosted on Acast....

What do you do when this famous dude wants to live in your house for a week pretend to be a family and will totally pay you for it? You get paid. It's not always that simple, but this time it is. Then, there's a collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle games coming out, so the Shippers are talking Cowabunga Ships! Look, the theme is pretty loose on this one. Go, ninja, go! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do when you SO is obsessed with roleplaying a violent, incestuous, beastiality scenario (that also happens to be a classic 80s sitcom)? COMPROMISE PROBABLY. Then, it's weird to say this, but Game of Thrones is sorta back? Weirder still, the Shippers are hella excited for it? Look, they'll get to ships eventually, but they need a minute to why they loved the HBO T**s and Dragons show so much. It's Ships of Ice and Fire! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't know why we let Colin do Hot Takes. Then, there's a new Top Gun movie in theatres which means we're doing Top Ships! Top Gun! The X-Files! Batman! Monsters, Inc.! Stand and Deliver! Dangerous Minds! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If your SO once had a chip implanted in you that made it so he could monitor you all the time, how the heck are you ever supposed to trust him again? Oh, he removed the chip did he? Maybe he just implanted another chip that made you believe you had all your chips removed - EVER THINK OF THAT HUH DID YOU? Then, there's a new Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers movie, so the Shippers are talking Rescue Ships! The other three all talk about whatever, but Colin does a full-on southern re-enactment of...

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After years and years of planning, the Shippers are finally ready to tackle the untacklable: which Nicolas Cage movie is the best Nicolas Cage movie? The tournament begins as 15 classic films vie for the title of Eastern Division Champion, and a chance to take on the winner of the Western Division Champion next week! Who will win? Which Cage is Cage-y-est? And what is a soft boiled egg? Only very specific measurements of time will tell! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh my god. Kelly saw Morbius so, like, let's talk about what it would be like to be the woman in that movie. There was a woman in that movie right? And then ("and then!?") there's a new season of Barry, co-starring Henry Winkler, so the Shippers are talking their favorite Winkler Ships. Happy Days! Teen Wolf! Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Best in Show! Moon! (And Patrick didn't come up with a ship, so instead he exposes everyone to a cursed Lego / Marvel / Muppets Mash-Up.) Peg Mogge? See...

Your SO had a second personality this whole time and that personality to perfect for you. Like, you love that damn alternate personality so much, but he's been keeping it from you? Good think he's a babe either way. Then, there's a movie about a wolf, a shark, a spider, a snake called The Bad Guys, so the shippers talk about how in appropriate it is to market a children's movie with that Billie Eilish song, and their favorite Crew Ships. Our Flag Means Death! Star Wars! The Abyss! The Meg!...

Isn't it always the way? The instant you find creative, revolutionary fulfillment in your magazine, you end up boinking the centerfold! We've all been there, but what about when said centerfold FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU? Then, a new season of Russian Doll is on the infinitely repeating horizon, so the Shippers are saying "sweet birthday baby" and celebrating Birthday Ships! Sometimes that just means characters that have birthdays, and sometimes that means characters in movies where there are...

Isn't it always the way? The instant you find creative, revolutionary fulfillment in your magazine, you end up boinking the centerfold! We've all been there, but what about when said centerfold FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU? Then, a new season of Russian Doll is on the infinitely repeating horizon, so the Shippers are saying "sweet birthday baby" and celebrating Birthday Ships! Sometimes that just means characters that have birthdays, and sometimes that means characters in movies where there are...

What do you do when some viscount tries to suck bee-sting venom out of your t*****s? What do you know about allergies? What does ANYONE know about allergies? Then, AmbuLAnce is a new heist-y, chase-y movie directed by Michael Bay, so the Shippers are talking Chase Ships! Looney Tunes! The Other Two! Seinfeld! Drive Me Crazy! The Batman! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When you're dating someone new, you have to expect some of the usual questions to pop up. Have you ever been married? Where did you grow up? Do you have any siblings? Is it cake? Only one of these questions is a test you can fail that would result in you getting no dessert of any kind. DON'T GET IT WRONG! Then, Jared Leto is MORBIUS THE LIVING VAMPIRE so it's time to discuss our favorite (and least favorite) Former Teen Idol Ships! Bojack Horseman! A Mighty Wind! From Justin to Kelly! Don't...

What do you do when you and your secret boyfriend THE GILDED AGE decides to start pitching woo at some THE GILDED AGE rich, but sorta boring, girl instead of THE GILDED AGE you? Then, there's a new Kirby game with THE GILDED AGE a special "Mouthful Mode" so the Shippers are THE GILDED AGE talking about their favorite THE GILDED AGE Mouthful Ships! The Bet! THE GILDED AGE! Fresh! THE GILDED AGE! Sideways! THE GILDED AGE! Willy Wonka! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Na na na na na na na na The Batman! Na na na na na na na na The Batman! The Batman! The Batman! The Batman! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when your lame little sister writes a whole play spilling all your MOST DRAMATIC dirt? Own it? Bully her into oblivion? Replace the first letter of your name with the letter B!??! Then, Elden Ring is a dark, scary, difficult video game, and the Shippers are celebrating by coming up with their favorite Ring Ships. Schitt's Creek! The Wedding Planner! The Hobbit! The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Green Lantern! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when a friend sets you up on a date with a sweet, little old lady? YOU HAVE A NICE NIGHT WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?!??! Then, there's an Uncharted movie in theatres, and Tom Holland wishes he hadn't played the character so macho. That means the Shippers are ready to dig into their favorite Macho Ships. The Righteous Gemstones! Katee Robert's The Beast! Peacemaker! Breaking Bad! Arrested Development! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Shippledips try to parse out what it'd be like to be the heroes of the new Matrix movie. Like: you may not remember your previous life, but you still wanna smooch, don't you? Then, this is the third dang wave of COVID-19, and everyone's going a little bit crazy, so it's time for Threequel Ships! Spider-Man! The Witcher! The Lord of the Rings! The Bourne Identity! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when your S.O. takes a tennis court out from under the noses of some pretty cool people who may or may not be Kelly and Colin (but are definitely two strangers in a hypothetical scenario that has nothing to do with half the hosts of this show)? Then, it's sort of a walk to explain why this week's topic is "Basement Ships" but it is. Fraggle Rock! Elmo! That 70s Show! Wayne's World! Sopranos! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when your friend says they're skipping ahead one year at a time to experience one minute each time? You try to help for, like... a little bit, right? Then, Scream is out in theatres, but it's the fifth film in the series, so it should really be called 5cream. Now that "5cream" is canon, it's time for 5cream Ships, so let's get nasty. Thirteen! Dave! Murakami! Bayonetta! Buffy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What is it about the phrase "I'll be home for Christmas" that gives your mysterious SO a pass? Like, they're hiding SOMETHING - maybe a fun surprise for you, or maybe something MUCH WORSE. Then, the crew is excited for Nightmare Alley, so it's time to discuss Nightmare Ships. You think we get a couple Elm Street shoutouts? Oh, you bet we do. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.