Jeremiah has finally lost it. This is easily the most vile punishment we've ever done on the show and it was his idea! Steebee goes on the stand to defend his napkin thievery, Jeremiah finds out Steve was lonely for Thanksgiving, Steve recounts his time on MadTV and we do our grossest challenge yet. You've been warned. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://merchlabs.com/collections/jeremiah-watkins CLIPS CHANNEL!:...

What would we do if we were twins? Of the conjugal variety. Steve comes in hot this week trying to get under Jeremiah's skin, we explore more Frugal Bros tips, Steve's regrets his recent shoe purchase and someone is going to get pretty toasty in this week's challenge. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram:...

Happy Thanksgiving! This definitely shaped up to be the weirdest Thanksgiving we've ever had. Steve tells us about his hypothetical sister, Jeremiah is in a new animated movie with Killer Mike, we share our thanks and eat some pumpkin pie. A lot of it. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram:...

Steebee gets heated as he has a bone to pick with Campbell's soup, Jeremiah's hair bit finally comes to a conclusion, the Bros share some weird dream scenarios and the boys finally start sharing clothes in this weeks challenge, 2 guys 1 shirt! OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros P.O....

Our little Steebee is falling apart! He's caused himself some more problems and boy do we love hearing about it. Jeremiah signs on for a very non-frugal dinner, Steve learns what he committed to by accepting the next live show, Ryan just got back from Japan and brought gifts and the guys find out who is the better ninja. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!:...

Weeman returns this week and he brought a friend, Pancho Moler! We get to hear about the time they both got handies in a taxi, see how Steebee and Pancho are so similar, get their thoughts on Steve's popsicle experience and play a game with wieners. Someone is taking one to the throat. SUB TO LIL REVOLUTION: https://www.youtube.com/@lilrevolution GET STEVE'S ALBUM: https://steebeeweebee.bandcamp.com/album/puer-aeternus OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS...

Bulbil the Goblin and Abraham Lincoln appear, Jeremiah asks if he can invite the guy who beat Steve at State on the pod, Halloween Hypotheticals, the return of Frugal Bros, and more! OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://www.kaylinandkaylin.com/collections/scissor-bros-limited-edition-collectibles CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok:...

Innocent challenge, not so innocent punishment! Steve loses another tooth, Jeremiah loops a fart, and the secret word of the day is "Popsicle". OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://www.kaylinandkaylin.com/collections/scissor-bros-limited-edition-collectibles CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O....

Bobby Lee crashed our live show! Kinda. Ok, we asked asked him to come. A few times. This week we're going over footage from our recent live show where we had a few special drop-ins from Rick Kosick, Jeff Ross and Bobby Lee!  OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://www.kaylinandkaylin.com/collections/scissor-bros-limited-edition-collectibles CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram:...

The King is here! Steve-O joins us this week and has come to share some insight on his new book, brodown with Steebee on their mutual love for true crime YouTube, we get a peek into an upcoming Steve-O channel video and finally Steve-O gives US a challenge. He is the king, afterall. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram:...

Steebee really wants Jeremiah to get over his fear of demonic possession. Jeremiah recounts his first kiss experience (in 2015), Steve has FINALLY upgraded his sleeping situation and our editor Jordan gives Steve what he wants, some quality romantic roleplay. Italian boba is on the menu! OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram:...

Steve has had a rough go of things lately culminating in him getting pushed around by a 4-year old. Jeremiah relays a message about Steve living the frugal life, Steve creates the most elaborate hypothetical and Jeremiah almost got shot. There are also three punishments for this weeks challenge. Scissor Bros LIVE LA at The Original Farmers Market Sept. 23 2-4pm ALL AGES Reserve your FREE tickets here:...

Someone's definitely taking some damage this week. Steve got a new haircut (about time) and is looking extra SMOOTH, Jeremiah is put in an awfully good mood by the Hostess Snack Cake Ding Dong Eat-a-thon and in classic Scissor Bros fashion, we took a simple game (Rock, Paper, Scissors) and added pain to it.   Scissor Bros Live Los Angeles FREE + ALL AGES Saturday Sept....

Andres (Fancy B) returns to show us what being Fancy is all about. We get to hear about his experiences producing Bad Friends, his new movie podcast SOS VHS and whose butt he likes better between Bobby, Santino and Steve. Let's talk movies. Grab some popcorn! OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram:...

It's Steebee Weebee's birthday! Come celebrate with us as we give Steve some of his favorite things, chat about a potential future challenge that Steve wants to do, sing Steve's birthday song and do a challenge specifically tailored for Steve. It's an extravaganza! OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram:...

The other half of the Bein' Ian with Jordan podcast, Jordan Jensen, is here! We chat about Jordan's relationship issues, Steve once again finds out if bad breath is a deal breaker, Jeremiah is having some internal struggles and we treat Jordan to the best New York cheesecake of her life. FOLLOW JORDAN: https://www.instagram.com/jordanjensenlolstop BEIN' IAN WITH JORDAN:  @BeinIanPod   OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!:...

After the debacle that was Episode 100, Erik Griffin has come to make amends. Jeremiah preps Erik for his upcoming baby, Steve ponders about aliens, Erik talks about what he would do for a billion dollars and we practice changing diapers and eating poop. FOLLOW ERIK: https://www.instagram.com/erikgriffin OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on...

We found Steve's long lost cousin and invited her on the show! Steve had no idea we were surprising him so he was a bit suspicious. Jeremiah is scared to sleep alone, Steve's cousin shares some very similar life experiences, some dogs have been keeping Steebee company and we finally get some oral hygiene at Scissor Bros. Follow Nicole: https://www.instagram.com/nicoletrancomedy OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!:...

In this emotionally charged episode of "Dr. Phil," we delve into the lives of two individuals, Jeremiah and Steve, who are grappling with their own inner demons. Jeremiah, struggling with uncontrollable anger issues, faces the consequences of his explosive outbursts, while Steve bravely opens up about his ongoing battle with depression, shedding light on the pain he endures daily. Dr. Phil's expert guidance and compassionate approach provide a safe space for both men to confront their issues...

We finally get to see the beginning of Jeremiah's Red Zone. Steve and Jeremiah roleplay the future, Jeremiah tells us what it's like to... unload after his vasectomy, Steve presents the Rocky Challenge and Jeremiah does not like that. Tune in next week to see the rest of his red zone. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram:...

Jeremiah finally did it. He went and got stabbed (professionally) and passed out while getting his vasectomy. Steebee gets a first hand look at the damage, Jeremiah learns Steve is growing out of one of his worst habits, Steve shares his new fart segment and gets taken for a ride in Jeremiah's Bingo Challenge. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW...

This week we welcome back Loopy Watkins as Jeremiah deals with a newborn, Steve finds a solution to his neck fat, our editor is in the studio, Jeremiah preps for his big surgery and Steve fears death after taking on this week's challenge. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on...

Ryan Long joins us today to talk about aliens, submarines and parades. Jeremiah pitches sketch ideas, Steve talks about ethnicals, Ryan Long hits us with some serious questions, we all talk about Tom DeLonge (again) and someone gets slapped in the face. Ryan Long: https://www.instagram.com/ryanlongcomedy The Boyscast: https://www.youtube.com/theboyscast OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!:...

Jeremiah finally had his second child! We'll be meeting him soon but this week Jeremiah shares about the time he got lucky with a pair of demons, Steve steals some jerky, we get some more disrespect from the Bad Friends camp, Steve shares his nutritious diet secrets and someone is getting branded with a scalding Hot Pocket. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!:...