Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December
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Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December. Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity.  This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish endeavors.  But to be clear, we are all individuals rolling and toking our way through this terrestrial existence, so even my visions are open to interpretation by spicy Scorpions.   Chill and relax in the first half of the month up until the New Moon of the 14th.  Find a sweet cannabis strain that inspires relaxation and contentment.  Now is the time to spend a little on your personal happiness and well being.  For some this might be as simple as a hair cut or spa day.  For others maybe more extravagant like a trip or weekend get-a-way.  No matter your tact, be sure to use the sacred herb as a tool to enhance your greater well being, and content mental state.  In the end, after this blessed 14 day period, you might find you have gotten more done in the terrestrial world than expected because of your bright and energized mood. Stoner Scorpio after the New Moon, a different phase will take over for the remainder of the month.  This new phase will not be better or worse than the first 14 days, just different.  The holiday season can bring smoke circle acquaintances and distant family members into our sphere of influence.  With your mood and spirit balanced, you will be well positioned to take on a leadership role within this phase.  Seek out the Girl Scout Cookies cannabis strain to lean into this bright and positive emotional period.  Use the sacred herb as an enhancement to positive vibes and moods.  It’s possible your bright mood and positive outlook will be all the leadership required to make this holiday season one to remember for the entire cann-fam. Tweet
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