Stoner Scorpio July sets up to be a calm drift, floating in the river of life on our cosmic spaceship, flying through the universe.  Can there be a better month than July to puff on, and float on? Whether you are a single Scorpion, or a partnered Eagle, July promises to bring flirtatious fun to the personal sphere.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you are on a great lazy float in the cosmic river.  All sacred strains of cannabis are open on this stream.  But be sure to share bowls with your canna-crew.  Don’t waste your energy, or your high, chasing anyone in particular.  The river of influence will take you to your destination without worry.  Relax, take it all in, and go with what feels right.  The stoner fam will be there for you no matter what you are holding, and no matter where you are going. Ok stoner Scorpio, all this fun flirting floating along the river of life is great right?  But, you have to make the scratch to pay for that pipe, and the sacred green kush that goes in it.  Yes, there will be work in July.  If you become too frizzle-fried from a day in the sun, or too frosty from burning tree late at night, important business tasks may slip.   Be sure to set up weigh stations, and reminders, along the river banks to help you keep the economic machine grinding along.  You can do it all my fearless Scorpion!  Perhaps an investment in sticky notes will help you maintain some modicum of terrestrial responsibility as you float the lazy cosmic river. Maybe this funny note will help you remember your responsibilities:  July 14th is National Nude Day.  On the 15th there will be a cosmic wind pulling your terrestrial tube toward a reprimand.  So, make a note!  Get your shit together by the 14th of July, or you might be caught naked, and exposed.  As long as you get through this test mid month, you will be matching bowls with cannabis companions the remainder of the period without a schedule, or care in the world.   Float on!  I’m totally jealous, my fierce Scorpion! Tweet