Everywhere across the country industrial deafness claims are being paid out and The Duke and Fanny Baws leave nothing to chance filling their ears with cotton wool and putting on an Oscar winning performance. 

Fanny Baws McGraw is up to no good raiding the canteen for a free lunch alas falling foul of terrifying canteen boss Big Annie. Abie and Duke join fellow tankies Nae Marbles and Piggy trying to keep warm around a dockside brazier when their joined by...