“Inbred Hillbilly: “A bushel of hay, you say?! Why, you could buy a nice little plot of land just outside Ravenmoor to breed stirges. Thems good eatin’!”
Me: “...yes, but do you have any PEOPLE FOOD? You know what? Nevermind. What can I get for a 5 star review of the spookiest adventure paths GCP has ever undertaken coupled with the silliest roleplaying ever attempted by Mr. Skid Maher?”
Inbred Hillbilly: “I reckon you’d increase their rankings on iTunes, but if you want any of these scrrrrrrumptious fried stirge legs, you gotta pay. That’ll be 5 pieces of hay.”
Me: [Pick up hay from the ground.] “Here.”
Inbred Hillbilly: “Thank’ee kindly! Don’t forget to review us on Yelp! That’s what we call the old stump near the barn. Just climb on up and start hollerin’.””
TK~421 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/14/21