Matt, Owen and Jabez look back at the 1st Test between Pakistan and England before considering some hypothetical scenarios for the England squad. Who tries no local food on tour? Who never buys a round in? Jonny Bairstow would expect a nightclub bouncer to know who he was. Oh, that was meant to be a question. Tune in for all that and more as the heatwave struck down the rest of the panel. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/silly-point/message