Listen to two grown men dissecting the cinematic masterpiece, "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" – and by dissecting, we mean agreeing that it's... fine. 🦍🍿 Join us as we dive into this epic tale of monkeys with their agendas. Grab some bananas and enjoy the monkey business! 🙈🎬 #PlanetOfTheApes #MovieReview #podcast #shortpodcast Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links

May is always Star Wars month here at Simplistic Reviews. So, enjoy some of our galactic piss takes at the galaxy far far away.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor.   C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992Terrorist Alexa (Kathleen Kinmont) could be useful to a CIA man (Lorenzo Lamas), but she's in the custody of a Los Angeles detective (O.J. Simpson). Site:...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor.   C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992Terrorist Alexa (Kathleen Kinmont) could be useful to a CIA man (Lorenzo Lamas), but she's in the custody of a Los Angeles detective (O.J. Simpson). Site:...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minute-ish!    Enjoy a collection of one-liners and jokes that take aim at O.J. and the media frenzy surrounding him from Norm. #ojsimpson #norm  #normmacdonald #ShortPodcast #Podcast

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for April, to fool you, once again, into thinking that it's a legitimate podcast. The boys break down the new Roadhouse film. They discuss the litany of trailers that have come out since they were last on. DJ is guilted into his weird infatuation with Anne Hathaway. They dive into the depraved downfall of Nickelodeon. And Matthew recites his favorite Vin Diesel lines of all time. All that and more...or less...who can tell at this point...on the...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version doesn't have movie audio. We have another one with movie audio.)   Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners.   Martial Law | 1990Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cartel-for-hire business and is also the master of a deadly technique. Site: Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcastsSpotify:...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has movie audio)   Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners.   Martial Law | 1990Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cartel-for-hire business and is also the master of a deadly technique. Site: Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcastsSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter:...

A podcast in 15 minutes!  Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   As we head toward recording our 100th episode of our Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary, we each bring up our least favorite movie commentary that we've watched over the years...yippee.    Do you have a least favorite of ours? #Movie  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #commentary #Review

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast kicks off March with special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. The gang have an in-depth discussion about the brand new KFC entre...the Chizza. They also get practically every sitcom family to fight to the death. And also reveal the real reason why PeeWee Herman could not pleasure himself at home. All that and more on another crazy episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (Version with movie audio is also available)   Carl Weathers has sadly passed. The gang came together to start to dive into his incredible movies.   Action Jackson | 1988Due to the use of excessive force in arresting a sexual predator, Detective Lt. Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers) is demoted to police sergeant. What's worse, the father of the man he roughed up, Detroit industrialist Peter Dellaplane (Craig T. Nelson), declares...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has movie audio)   Carl Weathers has sadly passed. The gang came together to start to dive into his incredible movies.   Action Jackson | 1988Due to the use of excessive force in arresting a sexual predator, Detective Lt. Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers) is demoted to police sergeant. What's worse, the father of the man he roughed up, Detroit industrialist Peter Dellaplane (Craig T. Nelson), declares war on Jackson,...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes! Carl Weathers 1948-2024   #carlweathers  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2024 #TV #movies

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back! I know. Why? So we can tell you about a new term called choke jerk. And debate the blandness of the show Echo. And put in our three cents on the Barbie Oscar snub controversy. That's right. All things you don't care about. All that and more on the 2024 debut episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Today Matt's gift gets popped into the VCR.   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers  | 1988A private eye (Jay Richardson) finds a runaway (Linnea Quigley) working in a strip joint, part of a madman's (Gunnar Hansen) cult of chainsaw worship. Site: Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts:...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Today Matt's gift gets popped into the VCR.   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers  | 1988A private eye (Jay Richardson) finds a runaway (Linnea Quigley) working in a strip joint, part of a madman's (Gunnar Hansen) cult of chainsaw worship. Site: Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts:...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes! It's finally 2024! Will entertainment get any better this year? The son of bitches gather around and gab about what is to come.Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews   #lookingforwardto #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2024 #TV #movies

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Year In Review is a compilation of all the sketches the show produced in 2023. Special thanks to Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt, Mark Hofmeyer, and The Vern for helping us out this year. 

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special!   Silent Night | 2023On Christmas Eve, a man witnesses the death of his young son when the boy gets caught in crossfire between warring gangs. Recovering from a wound that cost him his voice, he soon embarks on a bloody and grueling quest to punish those responsible. Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify:...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes! The year of 2023 is over! The douchebags sit down and ramble like old farts on their likes and dislikes.Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews   #yearinreview #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2023 #godzilla #Barbie #oppenheimer #TheBear #Theholdovers #TV #movies #ShouldIstopTyping

Celebrate the holidays early with a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this special episode, the boys discuss the smorgasbord of trailers they missed. They ruin a little history byy taking a brief look into the history of Woody Harrelson's father. They have a little early Christmas mass with another edition of Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi. And, inexplicably, they go on a 10 minute tangent with dueling, deplorable, Donald Trump impersonations. All that and...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links It's that time of the year, were happiness over comes the darkness of everyday life. November brings two things, time with family and friends and NEIL MOTHER F*****G BREEN! F**K YEAH! This is the masterful Fateful Findings!   Site: Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcastsSpotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviewsInstagram:...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no video of the movie. We have another version with movie video) --- https://youtu.be/X0GFsugkwTM It's that time of the year, were happiness over comes the darkness of everyday life. November brings two things, time with family and friends and NEIL MOTHER F*****G BREEN! F**K YEAH! This is the masterful Fateful Findings! Site: Simplistic.ReviewsPodcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcastsSpotify:...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksA podcast in 15 minutes! David Fincher is back with The Killer, is it good or not? ...its Fincher so it good. Now you don't have to listen.Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews#thekiller #ShortPodcast #Podcast #davidfincher #netflix

No Shame November kicks off with the most shameless bastards you've ever or never heard of. This episode, Matthew, DJ, and Justin talk turkey about mostly everything in entertainment. From Frasier to Frankenstein. From Gen V to Hep C...but that's because Valentine caught a little something from a striper. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.