Episodes
WE'RE BACK!!!! We're playing catch up on three episodes of Seeking Sister Wife and we'll be playing catch up on more asap. But in the interim, enjoy our take on the last three eps! We missed you and we love you and thanks for sticking with us!!   Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of Seeking Sister Wife, so catch up with us now and new season 4 episodes will be on our free feed this summer! We also release a bonus every month recapping whatever we're watching (Love is Blind,...
Published 08/19/22
Just a quick update on things here...I promise it's quick! 
Published 08/10/22
Better late than never, here's this week's Seeking recap! This week they took out the Boringtons (Joneses) and gave us the two worst people on the face of the Earth (other than Emily from this season's 90 Day): Steve and Marcus. Never fear, we talk about why we dislike them and the awful things they've done! Sprinkle in a little Brenda/April gift bag exchange, some Danielle nods, and a helping of Janae-is-not-here-for-this and you've got this week's episode. Enjoy!    Join us on Patreon!...
Published 07/29/22
This week the Browns are headed to Boston to talk about polygamy to fancy college kids. Robyn cries on stage (shocking), Kody talks in circles, and Christine is offended that people in the actual 17th century might not understand her faith. Also, Lauren forgets where Boston is but she's got a lot on her plate right now so we'll cut her some slack.    Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of Seeking Sister Wife, so catch up with us now and new season 4 episodes will be on our free...
Published 07/26/22
Two words: Hot. Tub. (Or is that one word?) This episode was wild and we have LOTS OF THOUGHTS about Marcus. Also, there were lots of butts in this episode. There's not much else to say...just buckle up and get ready because this was a wild one!    Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of Seeking Sister Wife, so catch up with us now and new season 4 episodes will be on our free feed this summer! We also release a bonus every month recapping whatever we're watching (Love is Blind,...
Published 07/22/22
I want to write something witty but it's been A WEEK and neither of us is funny enough today. Thanks for hanging with us, we love you guys! Enjoy Sister Wives s3e8! New Seeking will be out later this week.    Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of Seeking Sister Wife, so catch up with us now and new season 4 episodes will be on our free feed this summer! We also release a bonus every month recapping whatever we're watching (Love is Blind, Bridgerton, Abercrombie documentary,...
Published 07/20/22
You guys...Jayden is not here for Brenda's husband's shit and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. It was another stellar week on our current favorite trash tv show, Seeking Sister Wife! Seriously, where else will you get a conversation about the butt crack of the bed? Again this week it's a little long, but it's worth it! Nicole's dislike of Steve grows and Lauren spends an inordinate (but hilarious) amount of time weighing the pros and cons of using lotion to fake it.    Join us on Patreon! We're covering...
Published 07/14/22
Hey hey everyone! It's time for another round of Brown family antics. This week, we cringe at the personal trainer the wives have found, watch the kids fight (no, not that fight, unfortunately), see Meri lose her mind in the parking lot, and consider the source of Hunter's rage. Settle down, Johnny Appleseed!    Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of Seeking Sister Wife, so catch up with us now and new season 4 episodes will be on our free feed this summer! We also release a...
Published 07/14/22
This is a long (and sometimes rambling) one but I promise it's a good one! This week's Seeking Sister Wife episode was full of things for us to talk about...like how much we dislike Marcus and Steve, the delightful Preston, how everyone on these shows insist on ordering hot chocolate, the logistics of 5 adults in a bed, the plethora of family members involved in the Epps relationship, and, of course, how Steve is only visiting Dallas because he doesn't live in Dallas. It is a wild ride and we...
Published 07/07/22
It has finally happened. Someone has pushed us to the point that we're defending Kody. And that someone is Ken, Kody's horrible high school friend. The Browns are back in Wyoming so they can be ripped apart by Ken and his cronies and honestly, we think they should have just stayed home. Also, Robyn's having a baby...did you guys know that??   Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of Seeking Sister Wife, so catch up with us now and new season 4 episodes will be on our free feed...
Published 06/29/22
This ep was a little less trash-filled than the first three, but don't worry we can still find plenty of reasons to dislike Marcus and Brenda's husband. This week we realize that the Joneses are the Winders of this season (but far less wholesome), that India is far too good for Marcus, and that we stan Brenda. Is that what the young folks say? Stan? Anyhoo...   Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of Seeking Sister Wife, so catch up with us now and new season 4 episodes will be...
Published 06/29/22
Oh boy. This show. We cannot get enough of it. This week Garrick is on something, Marcus is delusional, India has had enough, and there are FOUR people sleeping in one bed at the Davis house. Oh and we are re-introduced to Sidian and Tosha. Also, we debate whether or not Brenda's husband's name is Steve, discuss the size of the Davis thruple's rings, and wonder if the Merrifields should just hire a maid instead of trying to recruit one via plural marriage. It's a wild ride!    Join us on...
Published 06/23/22
The joys of watching the women redecorate one room per house are over and now we just get to watch Kody travel from house to house. Thrilling. But seriously, we do get to see the beginnings of the unraveling of Kody and Christine's relationship, plus Kody tries to put a tv up without the hardware he could easily buy at Lowe's, Mariah is embarrassed by her icky parents, and Robyn tells the family she's having a boy. Oh and the kids complain, again, about how much they hate Vegas....
Published 06/21/22
You. Guys. This season of Seeking Sister Wife is WILD! We meet another family this week and they are in a competition with the Davis family for most insane background story. If you're not watching this show, you need to reassess your life choices. No joke, the Merrifields are the most boring couple this season so far, but we do get to see Garrick sob this week so there's that. Anyhoo, join us as we roast this week's dumpster fire!    Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of...
Published 06/15/22
We're only three episodes into season three and already we've got a filler ep. Not to worry, we get plenty of the Browns shopping, questionable interior decorating, and Claddagh rings to keep us interested. Kinda. Also, Kody forces Meri to buy the armless couch she hates and Janelle throws shade at Robyn so actually I guess this episode isn't so boring after all.    Join us on Patreon! We're covering old episodes of Seeking Sister Wife, so catch up with us now and new season 4 episodes will...
Published 06/14/22
There's a brand new season of Seeking Sister Wife and we are SO EXCITED!! This season is going to be so juicy and the first episode is wild from start to finish! We meet three families, two new ones and, of course, the Merrifields of "miss...Bert..." fame. Garrick and Danielle are up to their old antics and honestly they're not even the most interesting family this season. Oh and Lauren's never met the Merrifields before so if you haven't watched this before, you can start now and follow...
Published 06/09/22
We're back!!!! Thank you so much for sticking with us while things were a mess. We're getting back to normal over here so eps will start dropping regularly again! This episode will be really side-tangent heavy, so if that's not your style skip the first 10 minutes or so while Nicole fills us all in on her Brown-family-inspired move.    This episode is all about the sex talk...sadly not the classic hormones-in-your-mouth (barf) talk though. No this talk is all about group dates that aren't...
Published 06/08/22
Hey everyone! As promised, this week is a bit different and we're releasing the first episode from our Patreon to the free feed while we get caught back up after Nicole moved. This is Seeking Sister Wife season 2 episode 1 because season 1 has apparently been wiped from the internet. Nicole has been watching Seeking since the beginning but these are all new for Lauren and she's truly in for a wild ride!  We'll be covering the new season 4 episodes here on the free feed, but if you want to...
Published 06/01/22
Hey everyone! This is just a quick update about the pod and when eps will come out. Please listen! It's super short, I promise! Also, please excuse the noise in the background...my child was putting the blinds up and down as though I was not sitting feet away from her recording. Kids, amirite?
Published 05/26/22
It's season 3 and it has finally happened...we've turned on Christine. It took a move to Vegas, a trip to a random church, and a sit down with an unsuspecting preacher, but we've flipped on Christine. As usual, we have a lot to say about Christine being THE RUDEST to this preacher. Also, the kids throw a pool party, Logan continues to be the only adult in the room, Hunter has had it up to here, and Meri is in constant need of attention. Oh, and Robyn is pregnant.    Join us on Patreon!...
Published 05/18/22
The Browns have made it to Vegas and they're now on the hunt for four perfect rentals. Guess who gets to pick her rental first?? Sobyn Robyn, of course! But not before we have to watch Kody sit on the sofa and daydream out the window while his wives unpack. Barf. There's also a somewhat uncomfortable block party where Kody makes an extremely uncomfortable joke. And, of course, this is the season finale so we get that shocker cliff hanger that we all saw coming. It's Sister Wives season 2...
Published 05/11/22
Ohhhh boy, this is a good one!! The Browns are moving to Vegas and this is the infamous episode where Meri panic packs a moving truck, Paedon's life is ruined in real time as Kody announces the move, and Robyn sobs because "this isn't the America I learned about when I was in school!" Of course, in typical Brown fashion their move involves several flat tires (can someone PLEASE get an AAA membership??), hours upon hours on the road, and very little actual forethought or organization. Also, we...
Published 05/03/22
It's Sister Wives season 2 episode 9 and that means we're ALMOST to the big move! Kody, Robyn, and Meri (the trifecta) are off to Vegas to scout out houses and we see the first glimpses of the cul-de-sac idea forming. Kody's on a hunt for a pool to soften the blow of giving his kids 3 days notice before the big move, Robyn's kissing up to Christine with a video walk through of the house, and Meri's just giddy that she feels like a favorite wife for a minute. Oh and we meet Mona the realtor...
Published 04/25/22
It's Christmas and the Browns are packing what is quite possibly everything they own so they can spend the holiday at a cabin. The cabin Christmas is idyllic, beautiful, and snowy...so obviously they have to ruin that by belly aching about their legal problems. Don't worry, Meri breaks the tension by  sledding directly into the side of the house and Kody reminds us of why we dislike him by being a condescending jerk to Christine. Shocking! Join us for Sister Wives season 2 episodes 7 and...
Published 04/19/22
**Sorry for the delay in dropping this!! Lauren, who edits all of our hours and hours of nonsense, wasn't feeling the best this weekend so this is a bit late.** It's Sister Wives season 2 episodes 5 & 6 and that, apparently, means we're in for a non-polyg dinner party. Oh, sorry, a "Friendship Appreciation Dinner." Anyhoo, Kody and Christine are also off on a family trip to Vegas (the foreshadowing!) and while the cat is away the dog will play (right, Meri?)! The other wives LIVE IT UP...
Published 04/11/22