“Inside of bottoms up there was a man with a lisp playin a senior like a xylophone, with a peg man and mega rats dance battling to the music/my favorite song piss out of ten, if you could call it music, the was also a tiefling strapped to the ceiling. I went into the bathroom the toilets were the color of ale and would not flush. And as a ferret I fell into the toilet and after 3 minutes of swimming, I was absolutely wasted. As I got out of the bathroom I was passing by the mayors and promptly saw a rat fighting the mayor and as I passed they flirted at me. As I got toward the door I saw all the mega rats, except the one tangoing with the peg leg/arm man, stopped and strong boys came in holding cakes yelling put your piss in the air, everyone held there cups up and promptly puked on a strong boi shoe. Then the tumbleweeds invaded (Vomit stain on paper) /10
-extremely wasted and flammable ferret. P.S. I never say the rat again.”
When The Tumbleweeds Came Home via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/02/24