Wwwwelcome to the final episode o' the first series of Slow News - the podcast that slows the fastest moving entertainment stories right down to a soothing simmer. We're finishing on a familiar note. We're whispering Kardashians, Simpsons and Tarantino's delicious choice to cast an Aussie actor...

We're about to find out what it was really like in New York City for Delilah, as the 2007 tune is being made into a TV show, somehow. Elsewhere, TV execs have tapped Kelly Clarkson to host her own daytime talk show, because that would be So Fresh. And finally, we've got a new Batwoman - and she's...