The third part of our new four-part miniseries! Wait Wait Don’t Teleport Me is a sound collage of shows heard on IFM2 Subspace Radio, an ambient comedy outside the frame of linear time. In this third episode: an interview with the only person to successfully prevent Shakespeare’s assassination, strategies on how to be a better eyeball ping-pong player, non-existent callers have a dial tone competition, and another segment with Sam! Transcript at http://www.stppodcast.com/blog/wwdtm3