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Three Buffies did a little human pyramid. You're starting to get hot. The Wiz can grind it out 15 minutes. A miniature Stonehenge, I guess you can call it. The four seasons of Christianity. I am the Ancient, I am the Land. Arooooooooya! A small pile of children's teeth. Myrtle and... Freek?! Lisbet learns how to make an Arcana Check. Things really took a turn while Buffy was away. Ireena saw it, but no one's talking about it. Barking, howling, and snarling. That's a lot of fahking wolves! Arooooo bitches. Ken's got Tony Orlando and Dawn. Matt's got secret tricks. Can Lisbet use her little bag of sand? Look at all those wolves. Ken's Radiant Dawn, cast like a maniac. Ready an action. Buffy's Shield of Faith. The power of Christ compels you! Scorching Ray. Fire! Ireena stands petrified. Wolf steaks, and a Holy Crucifix of Ravenkind. Ismark doesn't know who Ireena is anymore. Ken argues for the cross. The Tome of Strahd. The children are crying. Tinok?! Ken makes a Perception check. The Biz seems to be gone. Buffy argues for the cross. Buffy agrees to toss it.
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Dali, meet Shovel. Hello Donavich. Maximus charms sand. Armo growls. Public Service Announcement. "Father!" Armo gets key, and frees Doru. March of the Dead. Maximus is already typing secret messages. Doru mourns Father. Maximus marches with the dead. Armo gets some Mad Mary. The Wiz enters town...
Published 12/29/20
The Wiz Files, Thursdays at 9, goes off the map. Tinok sits propped up against a tree. Ken interrogates. There's no sides of the story. Liz asks the Wiz or the Biz or whoever he is, "to bite me"? Ken and Bluffy wrestle their webcams. Ismark invites the Wiz to get things chilled out. Hate the...
Published 12/11/20