Episodes
The bells are ringing! In part one of a two part episode, Danielle & Scout are back after their break to talk wedding happenings along with their husbands, David & Tom! Hide your saltines, finish up that seating chart, and for f•ck’s sake, don’t drop a deuce where the bridal party is getting ready!
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Published 05/21/24
Check your calendar and wrangle the kids, Danielle & Scout are back to expand your mind, teach you how to get your babies to read, discuss how grocery prices have skyrocketed, and recognize when to let things go. Write that wedding speech and make it snappy!
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Published 05/07/24
Stock up on bras and booze and cut out those toxic relatives. On this week’s episode, we’re talkin’ tatas, Clint Howard, shifting generational humor, and more wedding worries. Join Danielle and Scout as they tackle these topics and more, as well as answering some listener questions.
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Published 04/30/24
Time to wash your dirty laundry! Danielle and Scout are joined at the top by a tentative Tom to talk chores and abandonment issues, then they discuss the twisty timelines of the Halloween franchise, the joy of sporting events, and listen to a few 911 calls. So strap on your dirtbike helmet, and get ready for a ride.
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Published 04/23/24
Here comes the bride, don’t bother her! Danielle and Scout are talking wedding planning and group text threads, tax fraud and stolen identities, true crime and mystery text messages. Make sure you save your friends’ numbers so you don’t report them as spam!
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Published 04/16/24
It’s time for a total eclipse of the pod! Danielle & Scout are back to discuss the future of the show (in a good way!), sing some Air Supply, talk about nudity on set, and listen to some true crime recordings. Hold on to your head!
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Published 04/09/24
Don’t sit on your ass while you listen to this week’s episode! Danielle & Scout are here to talk about OCD, boyfights, channeling your past lives, and keeping kids safe on set.
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Published 04/02/24
This week on the pod, Danielle & Scout are talking makeup and hair removal, life/work balance, the new J-Lo movie, and altruism vs. internet trolls. So jump into the tiger enclosure, grab a corned beef sandwich, and join your favorite ladies of horror.
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Published 03/26/24
Put those oysters down, grab some hand warmers, and maybe consider visiting urgent care? This week, Danielle & Scout share more on-set stories, answer a couple questions, talk lesbian sex scenes, and throw shade at one of the cast members on the current season of Love Is Blind.
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Published 03/19/24
Careful where you park that camera truck, the ladies are back this week to talk about on-set antics, answer questions about complicated friendships and romantic relationships, and get a great hangover tip from a listener.
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Published 03/12/24
Get your butt on set and get ready to film with the girls as they discuss Scout’s upcoming directing job, buying doors on marketplace, Danielle's active eyebrows, and Disneyland’s plethora of food options.
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Published 03/05/24
This week, Danielle & Scout reminisce about teaching yoga, discuss the benefits and horrors of A.I., and dispense some relationship advice. So set out the fancy china, put away your electronic devices, and make sure to prioritize your pleasure.
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Published 02/27/24
Throw on your TikTokShop wig and memorize your sides, because Danielle and Scout are here to tell you about their very different audition processes, warn against the dangers of buying chicken from Ralph’s, and discuss the doomed nature of humanity.
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Published 02/20/24
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Danielle & Scout are here to tell you about…the metallurgical history of American coins, location scouting, and to answer a fan question!
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Published 02/13/24
Scout & Danielle are back to talk about sparking joy, visiting shooting ranges, and the ethics of being carnivorous.
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Published 02/06/24
This week, David & Tom wrap up fan questions before Danielle & Scout return to discuss their answers, problematic bachelor parties, and how many times Scout has almost been murdered.
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Published 01/30/24
The boys are back in town! Join David & Tom for part one of a very special episode where they talk snowmobiles, motorcycles, strip clubs, and men's insecurities. To be continued next week!
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Published 01/23/24
On this episode, the girls discuss the pleasures and perils of directing, dating the people with whom you work, director Tony Scott (RIP), and Gypsy Rose.
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Published 01/16/24
This week, Danielle & Scout discuss mystery bachelor parties, lash salon drama, & the pros and cons of donating bodies to science.
Content warning: Intense discussion of suicide, murder, abusive relationships, & animal violence.
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Published 01/09/24
On this week's episode, Danielle & Scout discuss Covid, upcoming convention appearances, and drugs!
(A note that Scout had a few technical difficulties)
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Published 01/03/24
This week finds our girls discussing differing party dynamics, self-gaslighting, and healing family trauma; we also get a surprise visit from Danielle’s mom!
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Published 12/19/23
This week’s episode is sponsored by Trader Joe’s (not really) as the ladies discuss last minute holiday gatherings, how to make the perfect charcuterie board, The Golden Bachelor, and topless maid services.
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Published 12/12/23
Quick disclaimer! We were using some new software and our audio this week is a little off! Sorry about that, we will be back to fabulous sound next week!
This week the ladies discuss video games, debates, sex nights, dating on a break and MUCH MORE!
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Published 12/05/23
This week the ladies discuss Scout's new movie "A Creature Was Stirring" with director Damien LeVeck! Ghosts and demons, filming in the snow (and rain, and heat), life shake ups, and SO MUCH MORE!
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Published 11/28/23
The ladies discuss the Strike Being Over, Catching Cheating Boyfriends, Virginity Update, Taking A Trip With Their Favorite Fans, and MORE!
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Published 11/14/23