The wolf howls but the hawk tuahs
Deep in the frozen tundras of Siberia a small child was born that child was me. I was raised by wolves in a cave, and was taught to survive in harsh conditions as a result. One day a kind elderly couple took me in. I lived with them for five years until one day they were executed for defying the communist government. Many years later I was rotting in my cell in Moscow with a life sentence for drinking whiskey instead of vodka. One day a kind guard showed me a video of a young girl in America saying the blessed words. Hawk Tuah spit on that thang. I was immediately filled with a passion I had never felt before. I quickly escaped the prison and fled to America. Here I made fifteen nonprofits to help starving children in Africa hear about Hawk Tuah. However underneath all the joy there was sadness because Hawk Tuah would never be again. I stood on the edge of a rooftop preparing to take my life when my phone buzzed, that was the night Talk Tuah was born. I quickly rushed to wright this very review to help take the podcast to the next level.
bunnylover66668888543 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 11/14/24
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Most sigma thing I’ve ever seen! (HAWK TUAH 🥰🤪)
Poopmaster47 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 09/08/24
The first episode is already out and I’m shocked by how good it was, this was probably the best episode ever. The Hauk Tuah meme is the best meme to ever happen, it changed my life for the better. I am now happier than ever before, and this meme has made me laugh more than anything else. I hope...Read full review »
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Bad idea.
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