“Deep in the frozen tundras of Siberia a small child was born that child was me. I was raised by wolves in a cave, and was taught to survive in harsh conditions as a result. One day a kind elderly couple took me in. I lived with them for five years until one day they were executed for defying the communist government.
Many years later I was rotting in my cell in Moscow with a life sentence for drinking whiskey instead of vodka. One day a kind guard showed me a video of a young girl in America saying the blessed words. Hawk Tuah spit on that thang.
I was immediately filled with a passion I had never felt before. I quickly escaped the prison and fled to America. Here I made fifteen nonprofits to help starving children in Africa hear about Hawk Tuah. However underneath all the joy there was sadness because Hawk Tuah would never be again. I stood on the edge of a rooftop preparing to take my life when my phone buzzed, that was the night Talk Tuah was born.
I quickly rushed to wright this very review to help take the podcast to the next level.”
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11/14/24