Ladies and gentlemen, can we talk… Ain’t nothing worse than a scorned ass woman! She will lie and wait on your ass; they write warning songs about what women do to your ass so that the rest of our dumb asses won’t fall into the same trap. “It’s Cheaper to keep her”, “I wish he wouldn’t trust me so much”, “When my back was turned, she burned me to death”, “Grits on mah face, Grits on mah face, the bitch a pot of grits on mah face”