Join Graeme Crow and 'Uncle Phil' (no, he's not a dentist, but he is in disguise) as they gleefully pull apart Starship Troopers, try to decide if it's all meant to be taken seriously or a satire for psychic Nazis.

Nomi Malone hitchhikes to Las Vegas to become not just a showgirl, THE showgirl. We know she's tough because of the leather jacket, pocket knife, and amazing eye makeup. No one wholesome does such amazing eye makeup. She auditions for a show, has no talent to speak of, but makes it with the help of the coolest best friend, Molly, hoping the star of the Showgirls, Cristal Connors (named after champers) ages faster, and by sleeping with the boss.