She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Ms. United F*****g States. That’s right folks, it’s time for an episode starring resident pageant queen Maddy Perez. Buckle up for a heavy one full of lip tattoos, Law and Order SVU and the return of Cal’s favorite champagne.

Take a ride through the twisted tunnel of love as the carnival comes to town bringing spilt chili, bad drug trips, big dick carnies and all manner of chaos with it. What a THRILL!!!

In this episode we follow Kat on her journey from ThunderKitKat to KittenKween as she goes from writing steamy fanfic to humiliating a tiny dick diaper man for money. You won’t want to miss these EUPHORIC moments!!!

This week we take a close look at Nate’s sexuality, gawk at the plethora of locker room dicks and meet a scary ass drug dealer named Mouse. What’s the deal with Nate’s secret little brother? Is Ali a ghost? Is Rue psychic when she’s high? Come find out!

In our very first episode, we cover Euphoria's pilot talking about everything from the depressing meaning of Rue's name to our love affair with Cal's favorite cheap champagne. We discuss some of the fantasy elements of the show, fangirl over Jules and drag Nate's jock ass, plus give you our picks for best/worst dressed, class clown and much more! Join us for everything EUPHORIC and be sure to check out our Instagram for behind the scenes updates and links to baller songs you won't want to miss!