“Me at work: “Hey Jaime, Sean, or Andy could you hand me that sawzall?”
The members of the antifada look awkwardly around. Jaime contemplates taking out her phone to google the term, but then realizes that will look bad. Sean pushes the doubt from his face with a smile, reaches down and confidently grabs a skillsaw and hands it over. “Here you go comrade”
Me: “Umm..thanks bro”
Jaime slyly looking down at a Wikipedia article: “sawzalls are my favorite for cutting wood and or drywall, that choice frankly slaps, comrade”
Me: ...”
Former grantland listener via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/22/20